Well, let's see. First and foremost, I am a penguin. Not just any type of penguin mind you, a Ninja Penguin. Not since the creation of the universe have these two beings of immense awesomeness combined. On top of being an awesome Ninja Penguin, I am a gamer with the awesome powers of said Ninja Penguin-ness. Name a game, and... I'll probably lose... for a while. Therein lies the abilities of a Ninja Penguin, the ability to adapt to games and go from teh suck to awesomeness incarnate. A Ninja Penguin in all its glory would be far too much for any plane of mortal existence. As such, the awesomeness from my Ninja Penguin blood is counteracted by my unmatchable lazyness; the loss of my said lazyness would cause the Ninja Penguin genus to capsize this universe and end it in the blink of a Ninja eye. Therein lies the awesome Ninja Penguinness that is Meteo (Note: Information may have traces of factuality amongst the ranting and sarcasm).
