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I'm a scientist, an alcoholic, and I love to shake my ass on the dance floor! Turn up some Cher and I loose control. She's my idol! In my spare time, I like to disect roadkill, suck toes and smoke anything green that will give me a buzz. I love crotchless panties; my favorite kind to wear! I just got out of an 8 year relationship and looking for some men who want to give me some dirty, sweaty sex. I like to flash my cash and can do cheap parlor tricks out at the bars!
GAY SURVEY! - You Should Really Only Take This if You're Queer...
...Background...
What's your name?: Jobo
Where are you from?: Indiana
How old are you?: 28
Gender?: M
Heritage/Race/Ethnicity?: Polock
Do you go to high school/college?: Yes
Do you have a job?: I'm a scientist
Do you have a vehicle?: Yes a Jeep
Are you Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual/Transgendered?: GAY/BI
Are you single/dating/in a relationship/rebounding?: Looking hard
...Homo Stuff...
When did you realize you were queer?: When my babysitter Billy use to give me bubble baths at age 13
When was your first crush on a member of the same sex?: I guess it would have to have been Billy
Are you out?: Coming out to a few
What was that like?: Liberating
Do your family/friends treat you differently?: they don't know
Have you ever been discriminated against because you're a homosexual?: I told my boss and now he doesn't take me to lunch which was the highlight of my day (he's an ex underwear model)
When was your first real gay relationship?: Wouldn't call it a relationship, but my cousin Billy and I use to experiment
Ever been really, really in love?: Have not had the pleasure
How do you feel about gay marriage?: I'm working hard for that here in Indiana
Are you sick of kissing breeders' asses?? (for normalcy): I love ass-play
Do you think people "choose" to be gay, or that they're born this way?: It goes both ways, baby!
Do you believe in the "gay gene"?: Like I said...there are some fakers because some feel its a fad
How do you feel about gay bars?: Wish I could find a few in my part of town
How do you feel about queer movies/books?: I'd like to write a novel about my adventures, but Brokeback Mountain really hit my sole
How do you feel about "fag hags" or people like them?: It's hard to decipher between genuine people and those in it for the appeal
Are you proud?: I'm becomeing more secure in who I really am. Been trying to hide who I am for fear of rejection
...Your favorite...
Foods?: Pudding pops
Books, authors?: Anything by Brian Lumley
Movies?: Brokeback Mountain, Mean Girls, Euro Trip, Amadeous, Moulin Rouge
Type of music?: Cher, George Michael, Techno-Underground
Bands?:
Musicians?:
Qualities in the same sex?: Eyes, size, and the smell of their thighs
Sights?: You in my panties
Feelings?: Horny
Smells?: Strawberry lube
Sounds?: You moaning while you are inside of me
Things to do in your free time?: Mostly I work, but would enjoy meeting some new friends
Drinks?: Cosmos
Quiet spot?: My room
Night spot?: My room
Place to be kissed, touched..?: Ha ha, I'd like to show you
...Do you...
Like, or play sports?: Touch football
Enjoy working out?: In the nude in front of my living room window
Play any instruments?: Meat flute, bag pipes
Sing (well) ?: You can make me sing!
Sing in the shower?: Love to get wet in the shower while you make me sign
Prefer staying in or going out?: Depends on where we would have the most fun
Smoke?: Like a chimney
Care if people smoke when you don't?: Bring it sweetie
Have tattoos?: My superman tat, and an angry sun
Have piercings?: Thinking about a prince albert
Honestly think a good personality, or good looks are more important?: They go hand-in-hand
Do anything creative?: I am always creative when it comes to the bedroom
Have crazy ex's that are just insane?: They get me hot!
Like to dance?: I can shake it
Get goofy and romantic? Explain...: Both, depends on the mood we are trying to set
Have any crushes?: Richard Simmons has always intrigued me, but that Bradon Boyd is my secret boyfriend
Have a particular type?: The bigger the better! I like being taker
...What is...
Your biggest fear?: Will it fit?
The most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you?: Haven't had the pleasure to become that close to someone
The most romantic thing you've ever done for someone?: Just being with me is a gift in itself
Something that makes you smile?: Red crotchless panties
Something that makes you laugh?: Being tickled
The most important things to you?: Drinking, smoking, my methods
Your biggest ambitions?:
Your best qualities?: My chest when I wear my favorite tank top
Your worst qualities?: I hate my glasses and I have trouble putting contacts in
Your biggest turn-ons?: Big, Black, Sexy men and trannies
You biggest turn-offs?: Nothing, really expect if you have a problem with my drinking
The song that you relate the most to?: Barbie Girl by Aqua
The best thing you've ever done?: Graduated and have finally come out
The worst thing you've ever done?: This one time...
Wrong with America?: I love AMERICA! I CAN BE ME!
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