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About Me

I'm insane, but it's ok because it runs in the family. Don't think I'm a bitch just because I don't talk (but I am a bitch). I love giving little gifts for no reason. I don't understand people who don't like to read. I love music, especially rock and metal, but the only genre that you won't find in my collection is jazz. Music is what makes the world go 'round. I am prone to random fits of absolute silliness. I love video games, especially the violent ones. I like yelling at the monsters that try to kill me. I hate the fur industry, but I don't throw paint at people. I think leather is great, because we kill the cow anyway, so we might as well make use of all its parts. I don't like the factory farm industry, but I can't think of any other way to feed everyone in America. If you have any ideas, message me and maybe we'll change the world. Notice-As a general rule, I will not add people who I do not know. This is how I avoid having 968 friends who I don't talk to. Please don't be offended if I deny you."Hence it is that such democracies have ever been spectacles of turbulence and contention; have ever been found incompatible with personal security or the rights of property; and have in general been as short in their lives as they have been violent in their deaths."-James Madison
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My Interests

Music(without it, my life as it is would cease to exist), animals(especially snakes and KITTIES), vampires, psychology, the paranormal, cryptozoology, getting myself into insane problematic situations, acting like a complete moron, people in general.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever isn't annoying.

Music:

Criss Angel, Ozzy Osbourne, KISS, AC/DC, Alice Cooper, Murderdolls, Jack off Jill, Christina Aguilera, Matchbox 20, Scarling, Evanescense, Ransom Notes, Alanis Morrisette (old school, not her new stuff), the Goo Goo Dolls, Three Doors Down, Shakira, Avril Lavigne(old stuff, not new stuff), Korn, and a ton of others.

Movies:

They//The Omen (remake)//Van Helsing//Hot Shots Part Duex//Monty Python and the Holy Grail//Signs//Ginger Snaps Unleashed//A Life Less Ordinary//Pan's Labyrinth//Legion of the Dead (AKA the nonsensical acid trip movie that everyone else hated)//the never ending soap opera comedy that is my life.

Television:

Futurama//Family Guy(before it got all sucky)//American Dad//Shin Chan//InuYasha.

Books:

Diary of a Drug Fiend-Aliester Crowley//Stephen King(minus Cell, which sucked, and Pet Semetary which I've never read because it would make me cry)//The Regulators-Richard Bachman//The Lord of the Rings-J.R.R. Tolkien//various psychology texts(yes, I read them for fun. Shut up.)//Thomas Harris//The Hunchback of Notre Dame-Victor Hugo//The Exorcist and Legion-William Peter Blatty//Relic-Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child//V.C. Andrews(guilty pleasure)//John Lutz(guilty pleasure).

Heroes:

My parents(thanks for putting up with me for all these years), myself(thanks for putting up with me for all these years), Ozzy Osbourne(rock on), the fictional Count Dracula(there was never a real Count Dracula, only a Prince Vlad that didn't drink blood as far as we know), Andy (you know why), and various others whose names escape me at the moment.

My Blog

My computer is working, at least for now,

Damn shoddy power cord. A little more on Skinny Kitty.-We're pretty sure he had people at some point. He's cuddly and he knows how to use a scratching post and the litter box. Since he wasn't claime...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 12 May 2008 03:55:00 PST

No more poor kitty!

Yes, we brough home skinny kitty today. He and Hobbes are adjusting. Skinny isn't yet comfortable with Hobbes being dominant, but he'll have to get used to it because Hobbes is older and ...
Posted by Laura on Sat, 10 May 2008 08:35:00 PST

Poor Kitty....

Last night-It was about two in the morning, and Andy and I were driving home from being Lisa's bodyguards at Varsity(it's true. Don't fuck with us, or we'll read the Keno screen at you). On 99th and ...
Posted by Laura on Sat, 03 May 2008 06:14:00 PST

On abortion

As many of you know, I am pro-life. Sadly, when I try to discuss this with people in real life, they interrupt or talk over me to tell me that my views are simply wrong and bad. So I've decided to tak...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:02:00 PST

What’s next?

Presentation=over. Now we do peer evals on Wednesday, so after that I intend to tell Laurie exactly what I think of her. She gave me a piece of candy today. For real. I'm not sure which is funnier, ...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:14:00 PST

YAY!!!!!!!

I finished both my term papers. I have all my essays for the next two weeks done. All I have left is a presentation on Monday (which is easy because I'm only doing the introduction, transition, and co...
Posted by Laura on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 08:07:00 PST

Every American should read...

This excerpt from my Kirkpatrick Sig Series course. 'Easing Political Cynicism with Civil Involvement' by Derek Bok. Basically, he says that Americans expect more and more out of their government as...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:02:00 PST

Biggest problem?

I want to hate him but I can’t! I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM! The way he moves, the way he talks, the way he smiles, hell, even the way he looks at a taco before he bites into it (a kind of ...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:54:00 PST

ARRRGGGHHH!!!

So I’m under my mom’s medical insurance because I’m still a college student, right? I was under my dad’s, but now we’re under my mom’s. The problem is, they’r...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:37:00 PST

Once again...

If you can’t afford it, don’t order it. I had this group of guys come in today, right? About seven, later went up to eight. And this one guy was drinking lots of Jager bombs (all but one o...
Posted by Laura on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 06:22:00 PST