Evidence That I Wear Clean Knickers, Occasionally! |
How funny is this? Two separate days, two separate parks, two separate pairs of undies. Do you have proof that you change yours occasionally? No?Yeah... didn't think so......
Posted by G.R.e.e.N.Y on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:30:00 PST |
Fire In The Hole |
As many know, I think God was being a bastard when he gave people orange hair. You may call it red, but I was taught, that the colour you call 'red' is [in fact] orange. So here it is, hilarious names...
Posted by G.R.e.e.N.Y on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:32:00 PST |
Daniel Gibson. |
As everyone may know, I am obsessed with Daniel Gibson. My Dad got an autograph on my behalf (I was at shitty work ) and I was stoked. I keep it with me everyday. Then, I was browsing the Prime websit...
Posted by G.R.e.e.N.Y on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:45:00 PST |
8 Simple Rules For Drinking Coke |
1. It has to be Coke that you are drinking. None of this 'Diet', 'Vanilla', 'Diet Vanilla', 'Lemon', 'Lime' or any of that other crap Coke. It can only be Coke.
2. You can only hold a can in your...
Posted by G.R.e.e.N.Y on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:28:00 PST |
-Buy One Today And Get One Free **Terms and Conditions apply |
I saw an amusing advertisement last night on T.V. (other than the 'Text Us For Steamy Photo's Of Us Naked 24/7 Including The Times We Have Our Period's' kind of ad's). It was an ad for a 'Will Ki...
Posted by G.R.e.e.N.Y on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:37:00 PST |
The Politically Incorrect Nursery Rhyme!!! |
Here is a nursery rhyme, it may sound familiar to some:
I'm a little Teapot,
Short and stout,
Here is my handle,
Here is my spout,
When I get all steamed up,
Then I shout,
Tip me over,
Pour me out.
Fi...
Posted by G.R.e.e.N.Y on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 09:20:00 PST |
M.I.A. Mae Li Kwon |
If anyone has seen a little Asian lady named Mae Li Kwon, please feel free to return her to the following email address:
[email protected]
There has been rumoured sightings of Mae Li Kwon wit...
Posted by G.R.e.e.N.Y on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:52:00 PST |
Where's Willy??? |
Okay, dirty bastards, put your minds back in your pants. This isn't a crude blog entry.
Bill from 'Chris and Bill's Wombat Gully in Emerald' has vanished. Bill was last seen on television in 2001. If...
Posted by G.R.e.e.N.Y on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:41:00 PST |
My Name Is Tara (Hi Tara), And I'm A Cokeaholic... |
I am on a mission... Whether it be a mission from God, I don't know, exactly. All I know is, this mission is very important. If I do not succeed in my mission (which I normally do, when it involves Co...
Posted by G.R.e.e.N.Y on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:17:00 PST |
