personals |
No, I did not write these, but I so wish that I had. This is a random assortment of funny, absurd or just deranged personal ads from the backs of alternative newspapers and such. I collect...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 13:16:00 GMT |
Complete Really Has It All |
Complete Really Has It AllI must say, at first I was dubious. Complete is an audacious name for a band straight out of Nowhere, Mississippi.But this ragtag band surprised me. What I was mo...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 22:04:00 GMT |
this won't be funny to everyone |
Artist: Dayglo AbortionsAlbum: Here Today, Guano TomorrowYear: 1988Title: The Spawn Of Yog SothothThe beast he existsThe beast on the astral planeThe beast he has the ability to enter our universeThe ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 22:39:00 GMT |
Phonosemantics and Psychopharmaceuticals |
From contraindicated:There's something about words that have letter combinations such as: ck g cu k I wonder what parts of the brain light up when we hear/say these words.Those are curse word so...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 18:05:00 GMT |
i'm too cool for Jagermeister |
I had been in the Navy for just over a year. In that time I had: gotten married, gone to boot camp, moved to California and started a two-year regimen of forty-hour weeks learning Russian, disco...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 23:11:00 GMT |
how to write a business letter |
Darling Fascist Bully-Boy,Give me some more money, you bastard.May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman,Neil
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 18:34:00 GMT |
brains, fleshbots, sex for scientists |
Can physical trauma create scenarios that can be remembered after the trauma is repaired? This question came up after I watched tonight's episode of Scrubs. It was titled "My Musical...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 19:28:00 GMT |
my website & gallery |
Visit my website. Check out my gallery there...Comments, feedback--all very welcome.
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 23:12:00 GMT |
drunk epistemology |
The truth is everywhere, if you know how to interpret and act upon it. Every situation is a truth-bearing state; it depends only upon whether or not you can assess and relate the relevant variab...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:50:00 GMT |
Burroughs/Pound Mash-up |
I want to eat my phone. I want to know if it tastes like chicken. I want to put all of this coffee to rest somewhere quietmaybe Nebraska. . Ceci n'est pas une&quelquechose. Ma...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 14:49:00 GMT |
