Hey I'm Derek I'm pretty much the coolest person on earth.Now that you know me you can say that you've met the coolest person on earth and for a limited time I might even let you be my friend (while supplies last).
Anyways, I'm 17 right now but if you wait I will be 18 then after more waiting 19 then 20 then 21 and so on until I die then you will start counting from how long since I've been buried for example you would say "Wow Derek has been buried for 1 year" the next you would say "Derek has been buried for 2 years. I am very sad" then you would say "I can hardly stand it Derek has been buried for 3 years" and then you would say "Derek has been buried for 4 years. Is life worth living?" and finally at the 5 year anniversary of my burial you would say "Thats it! I've had enough!" then you would head out to find a creative way to end your life.Ok now that we have that out of the way. What should I say next.....
I bet the suspense is driving you crazy.
Sitting in front of your computer screen going "What will this amazing person Derek say next?"
HAHAHA
Yes the power I have at this moment.
I can see it in my mind.
You the captivated viewer on the edge of you seat....
A bead of sweat forms on your brow.
Your eye developes a twich and your hands become clammy and begin to
shake.
The tenseness of the moment.
You want to look away but you can't.
You dare not blink for fear of missing the conclusion!
And then I SPRING it on you!!!
I LIKE TO PLAY THE GUITAR!!!!
(gasp)
I should make a suspense film.Well I'm tired of typing so I will add more later.
Maybe.... if I feel like it.Ok I feel like it.
Recently I joined a band who dosen't really have a name. I like it.
Ok now I'm done.
Loner.
Loner
50%
Prep/Jock/Cheerleader
44%
Punk/Rebel
38%
Ghetto gangsta
38%
Drama nerd
25%
Goth
19%
Stoner
13%
Geek
6%
What..s Your High School Stereotype?
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