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Lainger

About Me

Probably the greatest person in the history of mankind

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No one. I know myself and have nowhere to go but down in meeting others.

My Blog

Leafs fans are dumb

Three Montreal Canadiens fans and three Toronto Maple Leafs fans were traveling from Ottawa to a Habs and Leafs game in Toronto.The three Leafs fans each buy tickets and watch as the three Canadians f...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 21:51:00 GMT

near death experience

Last Saturday I was cruising down the highway on my way back from Parksville (to Victoria). I was minding my own business, helping out Steven Tyler with the words to "No More No More," when something...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:41:00 GMT

Montreal Canadiens: non-playoff team or diabolical geniuses?

Did anyone else wonder why Montreal lost to Toronto (a vastly inferior team of mouth breathing dimwits-see Darcy Tucker) yesterday (Sat. April 7)?  If you're thinking maybe something doesn't...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 15:40:00 GMT

Salt of the earth

How many bands/artists really capture that certain 'je ne sais quoi?' with regards to the human experience? John Lennon? Certainly. Bob Dylan? Spokesperson for a generation. P. Diddy? I'm being ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:17:00 GMT

Rock T-shirts

Anyone else noticing how contemporary bands/artists that don't rock are wearing rock tees.  For example, that pantywaist from Default sports an Iron Maiden shirt during one of the bands' lousy ex...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:25:00 GMT

Reflections

I've surpassed all odds and lived to see my 26th birthday.  At the age of 22, two of my closest friends made a $100 wager that I would be dead before my 26th year began.  Neither wanted to b...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 16:26:00 GMT

I fall in love...

...every time I walk by the mirror.  Now I'm not even bi-curious, but the most attractive man is always looking back at me whenever I look in the mirror.  We don't talk to each other...we ju...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 14:30:00 GMT

last night's show

Played at Steamer's last night to a packed crowd.  It was the final Stone Creek show...Dan, the other guitarist, was too ill to make it out of bed so I handled both guitar parts...expertly I migh...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 11:23:00 GMT