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About Me

I'm strangely attracted to rocks. I like roller coasters and sunshine and lightning and puddles. I like animals. I like to go places, and to be drawn on, and to give massages. I like theater. I like holidays and my birthday. I'm not easily impressed. Be careful of what you expect from me.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Oh, I'm far and wide on this one. The ones that I'm focused on right now are books (particularly old ones), attractive and unattainable older men, finding a job, and the end of my first year of college. Yay.

I'd like to meet:

People beyond my wildest imagination. Nora the piano-playing cat. The four-legged duck!!**FYI: I do delete "Friends."

Music:

I like the music that sends a shiver through my body on the very first note, or the music that I just have to get up and dance to, or the music that makes me go far away and dream.

Movies:

So, we've got a four way tie here. My favorites are Beauty and The Beast (Disney version), Hocus Pocus, Ever After, and Edward Scissorhands. Otherwise, I am very fond of Johnny Depp, vampires, and dirty dancing.

Television:

Megan and I have a schedule. Tuesday is House. Wednesday is Bones, then Criminal Minds, then Project Runway when it's in season. Friday is Numbers..but I'm usually not around to see it. Adult Swim is way fun. So are the movies that show on FX.

Books:

Just give me a library....a really big one.

Heroes:

My mom is as close to having a hero as I'll get; she was all that I knew or needed for years. Because of her influence and constant love, I am becoming more strong and capable than I might have otherwise dreamed.

My Blog

Hello Horace.

Hey everyone. This is Horace the horseasaurus rex. He was born last night at around 10:30 p.m. and is coping quite well with life. He was made specially for Bryan as a result of a highly amusing...
Posted by devious little pretender on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:38:00 PST

Change isn't the only thing that can't be avoided in life...

Nostalgia is pretty hard to escape as well. What brought about this revelation? Well, I'll tell you. I suppose it all started with the odd weather we've been having this winte...
Posted by devious little pretender on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:52:00 PST

It's 5:30 in the morning!

You don't actually expect me to be writing a blog, do you? Ha!
Posted by devious little pretender on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:22:00 PST

Back-up generators?? Anyone?

So the power here at the wonderful Carthage College goes out at around 6 o'clock this evening. Great. Not like I'm working on homework or anything. Not like the power going out is un...
Posted by devious little pretender on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST

All I want to know is.....

Soooo...it's been, what? Forever? I've been meaning to do this for quite a bit, so yay! now is finally the time. Okay, back to the summer...jaw surgery...it sucked real bad, j...
Posted by devious little pretender on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:04:00 PST

The insanity is what keeps me sane.

Getting ready to step into the shower this afternoon, I noticed that the insanely horrible tan lines on my ass still aren't getting any darker after several sunning sessions. I thought, "oh, tan line...
Posted by devious little pretender on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:54:00 PST

I hate you all...

for being normal and not trying to talk me out of this. This whole jaw surgery thing is the most uncomfortable experience I've ever gone through, and of course, itz all your fault! Not rea...
Posted by devious little pretender on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:38:00 PST

Could you see I want you by the way I push you away?

I'm pretty sure that I'm going to become anorexic now. Yeah. That was pretty close to the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Thnx guys. In other news...I'm graduating in eleven da...
Posted by devious little pretender on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:18:00 PST

I love you like sunshine.

Continued from previous entry. Finally, itz Sunday morning. I'm not tired at all, even though I've been awake an obsenely long time, so I drive to Ty's house to take Ryan his X-Box. End u...
Posted by devious little pretender on Thu, 11 May 2006 08:49:00 PST

These are a few of my favorite things! Hehe ; )

Continued from previous entry. The day is Saturday. I wake up from sleeping in and reschedule my five o'clock hair appointment for noon. Woohoo! I then procede through an enhanced v...
Posted by devious little pretender on Thu, 11 May 2006 08:29:00 PST