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Brodie.Dirt.

you can be almost anything when your on your fucking knees.

About Me

BRODIE DIRT
DROP THEM SKIRTS


they call me:
"the soul COLE train"


get more screams than david arquette's resume...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

MINI SKIRT MONDAY
TALL CAN TUESDAY
WET WEDNESDAY
THIRSTY/TITTY THURSDAY
FREAKY FRIDAY
SOAK IT SATURDAY
SLOPPY SUNDAY

Heroes:

Badbob.

My Blog

Call it a lap-dance, when the six-fo' bounce that ass

i bought jesus chanclas today.and then i stapled my finger at work :[i met a woman named anna mah.now i want to run into a man named Alcott Yubolsov or Acassa Beer.thatd be cute.anyways.ooo watch out....
Posted by Brodie.Dirt. on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 03:20:00 PST

Feb. 14th 2007-

so my valentines day constisted of: a jungle in a vase delivered to me at work. oh my :] shopping spree for my valentine at the liquor store cause im brodie and thats how i roll.. trip to mehhhico for...
Posted by Brodie.Dirt. on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:02:00 PST

CLOTHES OFF.

MY VALENTINE IS BETTER/HOTTER/FUNNER THAN YORS.DONT COMPLAIN.  See here's the thing We have to take our clothes off We have to party all night And we have to take our clothes off To have a good...
Posted by Brodie.Dirt. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:53:00 PST

MichL Bored.-I got this delicate lisp that speaks in tongues and upper lips

LETTER BY MICHELLE: My friend Brodie and we would spend hours in the room, just chillen, hating life, and discussing how before we would go out and buy Coach purses, when now we were looking for chang...
Posted by Brodie.Dirt. on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:24:00 PST

soft as a feather, you come out just like leather.

i have way too much fun with a stapler.i use the lords name in vain way too often, but im dealing with it.i guess i could start thinking about my future, maybe tomorrow.apparently i make clumsiness lo...
Posted by Brodie.Dirt. on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:25:00 PST

dirty business.

Raise your glass We have incorporated Place your bets We're all so sick of waiting Queen takes jack You got me this time but I'll get you back So pick a number To all the ones who tried the most Wa...
Posted by Brodie.Dirt. on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:33:00 PST

Theres a freight train coming to force your head in check

i dont always eat the right things but fuck it.im scared of the darkand i hate taking showers by myself wen nobodys home.those bloody mary games in elementary school traumatized meand i have a phobia ...
Posted by Brodie.Dirt. on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:06:00 PST

im a has been whos been heckled on stage.

i got my old number back. the 2110 one.delete the 5533 one.its useless.unless you feel like speaking to my mom.pervs. peace. its gonna be a bittersweet tall can tuesday.but only for the first hour or ...
Posted by Brodie.Dirt. on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:25:00 PST

lil jon and the north side brodie.

fucking shit up in the c13boozin n cruisin on back up to the eazzy ceeput yo fucking hood upgotta find a broad to fill UP my pimp* cuplet you see ma whaaa bitchlemme hit yo grillonce i get a taste son...
Posted by Brodie.Dirt. on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:36:00 PST

R.I.P. Lola.

 
Posted by Brodie.Dirt. on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 05:22:00 PST