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Amy

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am particular. And I don't care if my glasses make me look geeky. I might even prefer it - too bad I never wear them. I hate brushing my hair, which is a problem now that it is getting longer. I often vacillate between having a lot of ambition and having zero ambition. I'm not sure which is better. I hate people that I don't know touching me. So if you don't know me and you touch me don't be surprised if I punch you. Even if you know me and I don't like you, don't be surprised. I have an army and we're building a volcano. If you want to apply, please send me your resume.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me interested. It would help to have common interests - going to Antarctica, panda bears, an inexplicable hated for Halo, watching Grey's Anatomy, the quest for world domination.

My Blog

I am a master of parenthetical remarks

I need a time machine because this morning is not going by fast enough. I've tried thinking of all the girly things I could do (painting my fingernails *again* and actually bothering to brush my hair...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:38:00 GMT

almost done waiting

I like writing on here better than on FaceBook, so that's what I''m doing. So I'm back in Hawaii, yaaaay? No it's good. Chris will be home in less than a week and then things will be right with the...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 00:30:00 GMT

almost halfway

I keep meaning to write a little something on here and I start but then I get a few sentences in and say screw it. I think that in itself kind of sums up how things have been.I have made it almost ha...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:20:00 GMT

sleeping is different than laying here

It's been one of the worst weeks ever and it's not over. I keep saying or thinking that bad things happen in threes.. or fives... or sevens... and now we're on the way to twelves. I've been living h...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:26:00 GMT

today I had a camera go up my nose

And that is exactly as unpleasant as it sounds. At first it wasn't so bad, they numb it and all that, but then the second time around, when the doctor was all "hey, I need to look at this other thing...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 23:48:00 GMT

vodka is the least likely alcohol to cause a migraine

So tomorrow I'm going to a new neurologist and I'm writing up a little thing with all the medications I've tried (right now I'm at 22!) and while I was googling trying to remember the name of a drug I...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 22:41:00 GMT

slightly optimistic

We went to the doctor today to try and convince people that it is in their best interest to make me better and I think we might have made some progress, which makes me very happy. I get to stop takin...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:08:00 GMT

not the usual

I feel like writing something but not being negative which is extremely difficult given the past couple days and my current mood and my usual cynicism so instead I am going to write down what I just h...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 17:04:00 GMT

today was pirate day, but I didn’t pirate speak

But there is/was (I didn't drive by that side today) a boat flying a pirate flag in Pearl Harbor. This confused me a lot - how did the pirates get in? Can I meet them? Would they let me on the boat...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:33:00 GMT

fingernails are pretty, fingernails are good

I have that song stuck in my head. At least it is a good song. if you don't know what that song that is you're not old enough or you listen to bad music and I don't like you. So there. Today sucks...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:28:00 GMT