I extend to you an invitation to the pants party

About Me

- I dont ask for alot out of life...just good friends, a girl with my personality and sense of humor and that bouncers not be too rough when kickin me out.
- A few things - I like go to the gym every now and then when I have free time, hangin at the bar with friends, goin to the beach durin the summer, playin pool, goin to car shows and some other crap ppl do. I also enjoy tellin kids with their collars popped "Yea bro, I think its pretty cold in here too" and askin girls with fake tans where they bought em
-I absolutely hate hate hate hate hate teeny bopper mall rats that type like this, please for the love of crap, someone explain to me why this style was invented and why it is apparently cool. Plus it must take forever to type like that. Carpal tunnel is not your friend:
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- I just graduated (december) Cum Laude from West Chester U with a degree in Finance. Time to go from studyin to workin. Beat.
- I have every Seinfeld episode and Will Ferrell movie memorized. What else was I supposed to do with my free time before I turned 21?
- Weekends usually consist of doing nothing during the day, the beach if I can find someone to go, and usually a movie or the bars at night. Im not hard to entertain
- PA people piss me off during the summer. You drive WAAAAAAAAAAAY too frickin slow in the left lane and dont get out of our way in OUR own state. So do me a favor, stay the crap out and help keep the traffic i gotta deal with to a minimum.
- Smack yourself in the face if you have a picture inwhich anyone, even if its not you, is givin a peace sign. You're not a hippy nor are you a lame ass fake N bake gotti douche.
-Brunettes with pretty eyes are my only weakness....and Will Ferrell but unfortuneately Im only 22 and not gay.
- Im a fan of goin to the beach with my friends and acting like a lil kid and makin an ass outta myself for a laugh.
- Im into fast cars and streetbikes and all that crap
- Im in love with youtube
- Im a fan of late night diner runs
- Call on me by Eric Prydz = best song ever
- I watch way too many movies. And any of my favorites I have memorized word for word but I always love watchin a new one. Sometimes its better then goin out.
- I believe that the statement nice guys finish last is the most accurate statement ever since times have changed and girls go after 50 cent wanna be's and drop outs/losers that treat em like shit but wear their hat without bendin its brim so they think theyre cool. But they're really viewed as dumbasses by normal white people
- Conan Obrien, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn and Stephen Colbert are my heros. Im a fan of anyone hilarious...
- If you spell baby with two ii's or the word girl with an "e"......undrop out of highschool, learn how its spelled and win a cookie
SKIRMISH USA paintballin

My Interests

MOVIES, BARS, Liquid Heroine (a drink), Will Ferrell is my hero, Anchorman is my bible, Street racing in philly, street bikes, car shows, college isnt an interest but its what ya gotta do after high school i guess. I also like to go to the jersey shore, wendy's latenight runs, gettin drunk then talkin to everyone at Riggtown or Chris', playing pool, bein down the beach as much as possible during the summer, doin goofy stuff like go to the zoo, the dallas boys, and hatin on the eagles.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a good personality, easy to talk to, can take a joke and loves to laugh, loves comedy movies or any movies really, listens to different types of music, can act immature and joke around from time to time, doesnt take life too seriously, goal orriented, wants to be successful and ofcourse takes care of her bod and likes to go out and do fun things AKA not just go to the barAlso, the following:

Music:

I like all kinds of different songs, not so much artists...I like certain songs by...Journey, Eric Prydz, Yellowcard, Sum 41, The killers, Nickelback, Old Bon Jovi, Seether, Seven Mary Three, Disturbed, Gavin Degraw, Killswitch Engage, My Chemical Romance, The Outfield, Boston, 2 Pac, Diddy, 50 Cent, American Hi-Fi, All American Rejects, Anberlin, Eric Clapton, Rupert Holmes (the Pina Colada song) ...I like techno too and a few country songs....anything but heavy metal

Movies:

Anchorman, Braveheart, dumb and dumber, scarface, bio-dome, in the army now, american pie 2, anything to do with will ferrell - night at the roxbury, old school, elf...all hilarious. wedding crashers, 40 year old virgin, devils rejects, 50 first dates, super troopers, vanilla sky, shaun of the dead, dawn of the dead, Se7en, finding nemo...hey it was pretty funny, pulp fiction, half baked, happy gilmore, the rock, billy madison, bad santa, resident evil 2, the ring... the list goes on and on, anything if its good.

Television:

Conan O, The Office, Colbert Report, Seinfeld, Southpark, 24

Books:

Favorite links:
Dumpalink
Compfused
Wimp.com

RIP CAVY

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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
My hero

Saving silverman

Hello PETER, SO NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US

HAHAHA

Best movie ever

CHICKEN FUCKER

sweet ASS sweet

GIGGIDY GIGGIDY

Heroes:

Will Ferrell

My Blog

Me Vs Office of Eagles Douchebags

Email correspondance between myself, diehard dallas fan because I like having a team with a soule VS the onslaught from an office of eagles fans... read from the very bottom up. When it says FROM: Jos...
Posted by I extend to you an invitation to the pants party on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST

Another blow to the "wanksta" community

read from the bottom up....the reason i messaged her was what she had in her quote section....see her profile first here: http://www.myspace.com/jay_xo imajinary? is that how they spell it...
Posted by I extend to you an invitation to the pants party on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 02:21:00 PST

my hero

A member of my350z.com posted this story, it sounds made up, but none the less....he is now my hero....enjoyI never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never h...
Posted by I extend to you an invitation to the pants party on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:16:00 PST

holy craps a nother fdrunk one

Pjsd and theri tespecials da mn themn...went to sams where jimbo workes but thats was dead, headed to PJSd and there was tooooooooonsdf of girls. love it there. always a good time with the ppl i go wi...
Posted by I extend to you an invitation to the pants party on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:10:00 PST

No offense to this girl but...

who the hell types like this? I cant stand it, its the stupidest thing Ive ever seen and you should be publicly smacked muliple times for being so retarded. Why not just type the wor...
Posted by I extend to you an invitation to the pants party on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:26:00 PST

another awesome reply by me

now that i understood. good job. english is our friend ----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: dOubLe j`s wiiFey Date: Apr 10, 2006 11:37 PM um if you dont like it you can go fu...
Posted by I extend to you an invitation to the pants party on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 08:39:00 PST

If you voted for bush in the elections...

If you voted for Bush, please, click here and see what you voted for
Posted by I extend to you an invitation to the pants party on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 12:58:00 PST

Drunk 8??????? maybe

heye this one goes out wto my friend chirsitne hwo iawas talkin to earlier shes a ocool girl who deserves here ouve blogh so until the food get s here ill keept talkin bout her o wait it here il...
Posted by I extend to you an invitation to the pants party on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 11:48:00 PST

Myspace Wars with a Pros-ta-tot

i started talkin to this retard after i noticed the way she typed a blog. here insues the coversation: her bulletin: iiT W0ULD B NiiCE TA GET SUM DAMN C0MMENTSSZZ !! =] & iLL RETURN THA L0OVi...
Posted by I extend to you an invitation to the pants party on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 11:27:00 PST

new drunk 7

mmmmm oits been been awhile sine i dwront one of these, i haven tbeeen drunk sin awheil since maybe frieday ish? but whatever. becky told me to d o one of these so im doing it, im drunk as a monkeys d...
Posted by I extend to you an invitation to the pants party on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 12:50:00 PST