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kiwi

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car

About Me


I'm just a little pup with big dreams

I poop with my leg up

I like rubbing my balls [yup, still got 'em] on the floor

I enjoy massages

I enjoy sunsets and long walks on the beach

I go to more parties than most humans

I aspire to one day actually catch a bird I chase

I'm afraid of cats

I finally got a backyard! And I am happy!

if you leave me home alone in my cage all day, I'll wait for you to come home to poop on your carpet while I'm looking you square in the eye

I like to mole into covers and spoon with you while you're sleeping

if you smell like a girl dog, I might pee on you [SORRY Daniel!]

I may be small and seem insignificant, but I probably have more emotion and love for life than most of you two legged humanoids out there...and I'm sorry for youPlain MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

any leg
any poodle
any friendly hand with food

G.I.R.

My Blog

Rebuttal

In my defense, bitch hasn't fed me in days.Woof.
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:09:00 GMT