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Brian <sMACK A bITCH> Kohler

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_mCxEkEUQk&eurl=http%3A% 2F%2Fprofile%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Dus er%2Eviewprofile%26friendid%3D5684113i guess if i had to put myself in a nutshell...A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."first the son starts breakdancing on the floor and rips off his breakaway pants to reveal his penis and vagina. the mother then blows a dog wistle and the dog runs and jumps on her and starts fucking her ear. the father then bends over and nods to the boy who gets up and starts fucking the father in the asshole. the daughter runs and gets a bucket of tar and then takes her position on the ground, laying down flat on her back. the mother crawls over, still with dog in her ear, and starts biting the daugheter cunt in a angry manner. the father gets up and rips the dog off of the mothers head and throws it across the room, leaving it for dead. the son retreives it in his mouth like the dog would. then he fucks it in the ass hole till his dick is coverd in blood, semen, and shit. the father then pulls the mothers hair and rips it off of her head leaving her almost bald. he shoves the hair up the daughters ass, in her nose, and in her mouth. the mother gets up and pours the tar all over the daughter. she rolls around in it like a pig in mudd untill her whole body is completely covered in black. they all stand up, the son with the dead dog still around his dick, and the mother says, "back to the trees". the daugher runds around the room and rips the talent agents belt off of his pants. the father takes it from her and ties her hands above her head. he then goes behind her and starts fucking her in the ass, standing up. the son then takes the dog and starts using it like a whip, lynching the sister. the mother takes her position on her knees behind the son, sucking his dick from the back and sniffing his dirty ripe asshole. she reaches around and fingers his pussy. the father yells"STUPID NIGGER!" and the daughter turns her head. he punches her in the face and pulls his cock out of her raw asshole. she falls to her knees and the father cock slaps her in the forehead 3 times. she falls to the ground. the son blows his load in the mothers mouth and she keeps it in there. he starts shitting on her face and she whips it all over and in her mouth. the father puts is cock in her mouth now and shoves it down her throat forcing all of the shit and cum to go into her windpipe forcing her to pass out unconcience. the father and son tag team the daughters limp body, she son tittie fucking her and the father fucking her twat. the father then takes out a pocket knife and gets the dog from the floor. alredy soaked in blood and semen, the father cuts open the dog and starts eating the organs. he shits in the dogs body and the starts fucking the dogs new hole. he blows his huge load and takes the dog off of his dick. he then walks over to the son and puts the dog on the sons head like a hat. the son then takes the knife and fucks his twat with it. the father pulls the dog over the sons head and beats him with senseless with his cock. he shits on all of his family members, using his tounge to spread it around, so it gets a good shade of brown. kind of like a hershy bar in a cup of water. the whole family, rendered unconcience or dead. the father looks at the talent agent. he winks, and smiles at the talent agent and says, "what do u think?"For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"
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My Interests

Bitches, music, football, bass, wemon-folk, basketball, my niggas, fat people, clowns, midgits, lesbians, donkeys, hotdogs, strawberry-flavored peanuts, you
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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

The beautiful music our bodies make together... insane clown posse, twiztid, blaze ya dead homie, anybody killa, necro, zug island, frank zappa, persuasions, the who, andrew w k, ill nino, iron maiden, kottonmouth kings, guns n roses, chornic future, citizen cope, EVERYTHING EXCEPT EMINEM HE IS THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST WRAPPED UP IN A SHIT SANDWICH OF WHITE BREAD!!!!!!!, nt metal most rap, not techno

Movies:

Donnie darko, slapshot, cum-guzzling sluts 37, boondox saints, joes apartment, jay and silent bob strike back, clerks, mallrats, powder, american pimp, a hos life, hygene:what not to do, american history x, animal house, caddy shak 1&2, moolon rouge, bowling balls, big $ hustlers, EVERY FUCKING MOVIE I EVER SEEN EXCLUDING THE CROCODILE HUNTER(WORST 10:50 I EVER SPENT)

Television:

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Are you a Juggalo?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Your murder weapon is... hatchet
You paint your face like... Twizted
If you got mugged you would... scream and point
If you worked at a dark carnival you would be a... Ringmaster

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Juggalo
you are just a mother fucking Juggalo!clown love!

Heroes:

big baby sweets, big poot, lil stank, sugar bear, superman, spiderman, the hulk, green lantern, wolverine, batman, wonderwoman, catwoman,

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-JUGGALOZ- Sorry to be all deep and serious but I got lots of shit on my mind. I'm tired of everything and everybody. The only thing I give a shit about in this hell we call a world is my Juggalo Fami...
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Posted by Brian <sMACK A bITCH> Kohler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmm...

ok well i dont care about many things in life. but what i do care about, i am passionate about it. one of these things is relegion.... so in light of the recent popes death, ive decided to take a...
Posted by Brian <sMACK A bITCH> Kohler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST