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About Me

Faster than a 7 headed bowling trophy
More powerful than some kid named Jack
Able to devour entire pizzas in a single trip to CiCi's
Look! Hiding in the bushes with the binoculars
It's a fire hydrant
It's a belgian waffle
It's.......... Virulent Dichotomy! (coming soon to a couch near you)
Hi folks, my name is Virulent Dichotomy. But you can call me VD. Just don't give me VD, or I might have to spike your ovaltine with ADD medicine. It won't hurt you, but it will make you think long and hard about what you've done. Shame on you!
Anyway, I'm a guy at a place that does a thing. So now that you know everything about me, hows about we get to know you? We'll start out with something small and non-invasive. What was your most embarassing sexual experience? I want a 500 word essay typed and double spaced on my desk by noon tomorrow. First one finished gets a cookie. Last one finished gets sodomized with a broken broom handle. Get to it.
On a serious note here, always remember to enjoy your life. Life is short and temporary like a midget in the NBA. So I live by the following:
"I'm not gonna waste life being hateful." - Nick Hexum
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I mostly just use this thing to keep in touch with people I already know and to reconnect with people I've lost touch with. That and to debate random shit ad nauseum in the groups section. I'm not really looking to meet new people.

But if you think you have something interesting enough to say to make me want to listen, feel free to message me.

Or if you want to give me money. I'll respond to that, too.

My Blog

That's it! I'm becoming a singer!

I just watched the vocal tracking for the Sing the Sorrow sessions from AFI on youtube. I knew all along that Davey Havok was more of a frontman than an actual singer. In other words, he'...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:37:00 GMT

Dead

We, we used to be friendsWe used to give a shit about each otherThat was thenThis is today You, you took my loveYou took all of my trustYou took my drugsIt wasn't enough Back in the day we thought we ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:23:00 GMT

Bury the Hatchet, Please!

If there's one thing I learned from this whole awful ordeal, it's to never take anything or anyone for granted. You never know when the next time you talk to somebody is going to be the last.&nb...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 05:40:00 GMT

Goodbye to Alcohol

I'm going to go back to the straight edge lifestyle I lived in high school. I wanted to do some living and make some mistakes so that my life resumé would look more like that of everyone else, b...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 14:19:00 GMT

Trade Rumors Galore

I heard one today that was ridiculous. Dontrelle Willis for Wandy Rodriguez and Charlton Jimerson. That would be incredible. But I think the second one would be more likely. Do...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 18:53:00 GMT

The New AFI is Thus Far Equal Parts Awesome and Suck

So the new single sucks nuts. It sounds like Green Day. Not that there's anything wrong with Green Day, but I just don't want my AFI to sound like Green Day. It's called "Miss Murder...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 17:43:00 GMT

Kittens Are Proof That Racism is Bullshit

I have two kittens right now from the same litter. One is solid black. The other is white with siamese markings. They get along great. This is further proof that hating somebod...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:51:00 GMT

Crawl Through Knives

This this new In Flames ownz me and all of you. Go out and buy it right now. If you already own it, buy one for the other hand. It's that good. It's better than sex. Or a...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 12:08:00 GMT

Houston Inhumane Society

Who the fuck euthanizes two healthy kittens just because they're scared and hiss at you when you first pull them out of the carrier? Fucking douchebags! I'm glad I asked for them to be e...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 12:35:00 GMT

The return of Kr0n!

Man, I love it when a band I've written off as never having the potential to do anything great again surprises me. I can't stop listening to this new Korn album. Little! Yellow! ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 12:00:00 GMT