limerick |
Yo, my brother wrote this a long ass time ago, when we were kids.
There once was a young man from Greece
Who lived with his six-year old niece.
Once while he was gone
She phoned up the Bon
And ...
Posted by novocaine132 on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:02:00 PST |
facebook |
Yeah, so I switched over to the dark side.
No point to do both...
Posted by novocaine132 on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:55:00 PST |
holiday |
Wednesday the 10th there was a huge festival in my town of Dung Gang. Tens of thousands of people from all over the country crammed into our little burg to celebrate the 96th birthd...
Posted by novocaine132 on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:00:00 PST |
bullet train |
OK people, this is the bullet train. It goes about 290 KM per hour. That's about triple the speed limit on I-5 for those who didn't pay attention in math class.
Yeah, it fuck...
Posted by novocaine132 on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 02:41:00 PST |
palabra al mismo |
Jeff pointed to her pig raised print eaten joint finger and continued bread. Well let's see, held secretary leaf do you smoke? Alright tendency then gladly wonderful I'll see plane you at ...
Posted by novocaine132 on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 04:34:00 PST |
with pen in hand |
alien residency certificate...
Posted by novocaine132 on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 07:32:00 PST |
? |
Huffington Post
July 14, 2007 03:42 PM EST
BAGHDAD Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki shrugged off U.S. doubts of his government's military and political progress on Saturday, saying Iraqi forces ...
Posted by novocaine132 on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:52:00 PST |
beyotch |
I can't move. That's all that she could form as a thought, and it wasn't even a thought exactly, more like a feeling. A hazy one at that. Why was it so hard to think, she wondered, b...
Posted by novocaine132 on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:35:00 PST |
perv |
Yeah, so I just finished reading Moby Dick and dammit if it isn't the best thing I have ever read, but why do they say "thar she blows" but then call Moby Dick "he" all the time? Don't make no g...
Posted by novocaine132 on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:33:00 PST |
your meme or mine |
Yet then it joined the fate that at the day on that Lady Dianas burial should take place! No one the star emerged. I tried to rescue the disposition: Hived the mixture out of Northern Soul, radio jazz...
Posted by novocaine132 on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:43:00 PST |
