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Name: Jeffery
Birthday: Jan 22, 1974
Birthplace: Auburn, CA
Current Location: Pilot Hill, CA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both - depends on the activity ;)
The Shoes You Wore Today: 6" stilettos
Your Weakness: I'm an eclectic mix of weaknesses
Your Fears: Success, Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: 1/2 vegetarian, 1/2 meat lovers
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: FU
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the hell am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: the lightswitch
Your Bedtime: 23:00
Your Most Missed Memory: Dating Cindy Crawford...missed that one.
Pepsi or Coke: Two H's, One O
MacDonalds or Burger King: Either, but only about once a year.
Single or Group Dates: No mas dating...I'm all married up and off the market these days.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sun tea like mama used to make
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both. Either. Both.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Sure sure
Do you Smoke: Cigar once in a while...only cause it makes my breath minty and nice.
Do you Swear: Every chance I get
Do you Sing: Very badly
Do you Shower Daily: And I wash behind the ears too.
Have you Been in Love: All the time.
Do you want to go to College: Already did. Three times.
Do you want to get Married: Nope. Never. What? I am married? Okay then yes I do.
Do you belive in yourself: I don't know what "belive" means, but I guess so.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Marginally
Are you a Health Freak: Nope, but working on it.
Do you get along with your Parents: You betcha
Do you like Thunderstorms: If I'm not on top of a mountain with a steel rod in my hand, absolutely
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar...poorly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep.
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: Not in one sitting.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world's a stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Every day in one way or another
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's freaking 40 degrees out, and my ego can't withstand the "shrinkage"
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A nap here and there when the boss isn't looking
Ever been Drunk: I went to Chico State
Ever been called a Tease: Nope...always put out.
Ever been Beaten up: Only at blackjack
Ever Shoplifted: Unfortunately.
How do you want to Die: Saving a bus full of orphans, one of whom grows up to solve the problems of the world.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up...successfully avoiding it thus far.
What country would you most like to Visit: Currently; Scotland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Tall enough to reach terra firma.
Weight: No, wait.
Best Clothing Style: On a beach; a bathing suit. In the mountains; not so much a bathing suit.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Illicit...0. Prescription...10,000
Number of CDs I own: ~300
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4,599,838,145,124 and counting
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