Jesse Roods. Missoula native. Former Marine and Iraqi war veteran, college finishin, wildland forest fire fightin', chillin', brawlin', laughin', country music listenin', down to earth kinda guy! Someday I hope to have a girlfriend.
Banned Commercials - Karate Bloopers Marijuana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCgR_-qC-Ss
Jesse Roods tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Jesse Roods does not sleep. He waits.
Jesse Roods puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Jesse Roods counted to infinity - twice.
If you see Jesse Roods crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
Jesse Roods crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Jesse Roods. He doesn't have to.
Jesse Roods is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
When driving in his truck, Jesse Roods always swerves out of the way if a squirrel is in the road. Not because he finds their antics amusing, but because it gives him a chance to run over pedestrians.
Jesse Roods mom has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
Water boils faster when Jesse Roods watches it.
Jesse Roods once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Jesse Roods can divide by zero.
