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duane

IRL friends only.

About Me

"If you surround yourself with gnarly & bodacious mad bitches and rad & smashing sick dudes you're bound to have some rub off on yourself" - Ancient Chinese Proverb, 1412ad.

Okay, I may have made that proverb up. But if I have even the slightest portion of my friends rub off on me then I'm the luckiest dude alive.

Bands, Labels, Companies, etc - Go HERE and add me instead. It's my resource for Music and everything related.

My Interests

Partyin' with my bro's. Cliche's. Stereotypes. Jeans. Band Tees. Vegemite Toast. The smell of rain. Belt Buckles. Sweet Kicks. Magazines. Gore. Zombies. Pirates. Australianisms. Sarcasm. Quick Wit. Bass. Marvel. A couple of DC Characters. Being a geek. Anime. Wrestling History. Tattoos. Not showing off said tattoos. Soft Beds. Back Damage. Plether Jackets. Selling Merch. Personal Grooming. Mad pube hairstyles. Internet related humour. Rofl Harris. Dancing. Bad Dancing. 2-pushup a day workout regime. Mountain Dew. Counter Meals. Good Meals. Mum's Meals. Soylush Chocolate. White Chocolate. Cookies and Cream. K-Mart's 'Decadent' choc-chip cookie. Buying CD's. Being too poor to buy CD's. Zimisms. Intelligent Breakdowns. Sick Riffs. Mad Hooks. Soaring Melodies. Haunting Vocal Lines. Genuine Pig Squeels. Genuine Blastbeats. Slow Trem-picking with half assed blastbeats. Hipsters. Video Games. Movies. Misquoting. Spooning. Fun Mosh. Beachside Views. Lying on the grass and staring at the stars. Country Nights. Country Air. City Living. Wireless Internet that doesn't work properly. Not bulleting new pics. Not bulleting two word bulletins. Not bulleting much at all. Not doing surveys. Bad taste humour. Humour. Un-P.C. Local Music. Company. Back Scratches...

I'd like to meet:

In all seriousness, likeminded individuals.

Music:

/duanemurderballads

Local Australian Bands, Mike Patton, Glam Rock & Death Metal. Oh, then there's; Math and Tech Metal. Southern Rock. 80's Hair Metal. 80's Rock. 80's Pop. Swedish Melodic Death Metal. Black Metal. Nu Metal. Symphonic Metal. Doom. Hardcore. Metalcore. European Metal. Gothic. Thrash Metal. Heavy Metal. Doom. Rock. Screamo if done right. Grind. Goregrind. Grindgore. Circuscore. Toughguy. Straightup. Ontherocks. Shaken not stirred.

Movies:

80's action. Comedy. B-grade horror.

Television:

Invader Zim. Anime stuff. Transformers and other 80's cartoons. Family Guy. Marvel Comics Cartoons. South Park...

Heroes:

Arn. Dolph. Damm. Segal. Hoff.

My Blog

Hey lil' bloggy blog!

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack! Err, yeah. Just got wireless internet connected at home... so yeah, hello! Pity I live in a dungeon and therefore the reception kills the connection every 5 minutes, but I'm conte...
Posted by doo-AAAAAHN!!! on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:54:00 PST

Reconcilement.

So... went to Bendigo on the weekend, also became a GODFATHER. So if anyone's got a spare Tommy Gun lying around, I'd love to complete the part... pinstripe suit would also be suffice. But yes, went t...
Posted by doo-AAAAAHN!!! on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 03:14:00 PST

Belated Birthday Praise.

Send me Birthday love... from like last week. You all suck. Except Sarah, Mitch, Vezer and a couple who didn't actually need Myspace to remember. In conclusion, I must add, however, that I'll probably...
Posted by doo-AAAAAHN!!! on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 04:41:00 PST

Liquorice All-sorts

It's not often that I have a blatent bitch on a public forum. Whilst usually against it, especially when directed at an individual as computer cowardice runs rapant across the internet, I've decided t...
Posted by doo-AAAAAHN!!! on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:53:00 PST

Fame vs Friendship

Intresting topic.
Posted by doo-AAAAAHN!!! on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:49:00 PST

My head.

... is missing.   I'm sorry. I'm busy. I have no head. I also nearly got kicked out of my apartment. So I'm busy. But Stu's moved in and he's hot, for a tuffguy. I'm typing this at work, in which...
Posted by doo-AAAAAHN!!! on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 04:32:00 PST

I like stuff.

So, I don't do many of these, but if anyone knows me and/or has any interest in me or my life you may wanna know what's been up. The main reason for this blog is to let everyone know that the band I'v...
Posted by doo-AAAAAHN!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Moving... again.

I'm moving to the city with Mitch. He smells, so if you don't hear from me for awhile it's due to aphyxiation via body odour. Snort.
Posted by doo-AAAAAHN!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Save The UNDERAGE Melbourne Music Scene

Well, for those that do not know the complete story hit up http://pixelated.2.forumer.com/index.php?showtopic=1 464 to check out the information... (page 2 has some more sensible shit on it) But g...
Posted by doo-AAAAAHN!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Moooovin' on up... time to break freeee

Hah! Today marks the beginning of the end for me. *cue Operatic mood music here* Okay, I lie. I'm moving out of Frankston and up to Glen Waverley. Fun fun. Closer to a lot more people that I know, clo...
Posted by doo-AAAAAHN!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST