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Korey

magical tiny unicorns shitting in fliters no way

About Me

Im 6'1, I graduated high school. I'm in the army im easy going guy. im 18. i love to party on the beach and hang with friends. my main focus is school to major as a vet. i just completed training as a indirect fire infantry soldier and im planing on fighting in iraq. i beleve u should alway complete what u have started mo mattter now hard it get's. im a prety laid back person and im funny and can make u happy when ur down. dont take life serious or you will never make it out. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Support Our Troops HOOAH! Body: It may take you two minutes to read this but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about.You stay up for 16 hoursHe stays up for days on end. _________________________You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _________________________You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. __________________________You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today. __________________________Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean. __________________________You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today. __________________________You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months. __________________________You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home. __________________________You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume. __________________________You roll your eyes as a baby cries.He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet __________________________You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting. __________________________You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded. __________________________You see only what the media wants you to see.He sees the broken bodies lying around him. __________________________You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.He does exactly what he is told. __________________________You stay at home and watch TV.He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat. __________________________You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be woken by gunfire. __________________________You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him.If only there were more men like himIf you support your troops, repost this with a "HOOAH!"

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet jim carry,dane cook, jim gaffingin, adam sandlers, dave chappelle and jay-z

Music:

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Movies:

Halo 2 Dane Cook



This is a Dane Cook skit off of his CD. Good Friend of mine Blue04 and his clan made this video. Good job guys... Men of Honor, Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, Finding Nemo, Enemy at the Gate, Platoon, Pearl Harbor, Lady and the Tramp, War of the Worlds, super troopers, grandma boy, old school, jamesbond all movies,office space,flag of our fathers,the guradian, and the list goes on........

Television:

Comedy Central, MTV, VH1, Mad TV, animal planet

Books:

Prey, Sphear, thats about it...picture books rock!!:D

Heroes:

Peter Pan...screw Batman all the men and women surving in iraq