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About Me

I lease stretch buggies to Amish tourists.

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My Interests

Making people laugh. Wine. Complex systems. Intelectual growth. Midget jokes. Science. Always reaching the next level. Pushing the boundaries. Offending the simple minded. Awakening. Jew jokes.

Music:

I am a sucker for jazz, vocal harmony, dixie, baroque, romantic, opera, classic rock, swing, and anything with a good melody or harmony. 99.9999% of the shit on the radio today gets on my nerves. Billy Joel. Beatles. They Might Be Giants. Oingo Boingo. Manhattan Transfer. Louis Prima. Michael Buble. Harry Connick Jr. Deano, Frankie, Sammy, Nat, Bobby, and Tony. Don't forget Joey Baggadonuts.

Movies:

The Matrix Trilogy. The Star Wars Sextilogy. LOTR. Moulin Rouge. Star Trek films. Mel Brooks. Films by Christopher Guest, the Wachowski brothers, The Coen brothers, the Zucker brothers. The Marx Brothers. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, The Brother's Guide to The Smother's Brothers and Ishtar 2 - The Electric Jewgaloo.

Television:

Daily Show, Colbert Report. Real Time. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Smallville. Family Guy. And the rest is PURE BULLSHIT.

Books:

Ayn Rand. Chomsky. Michael Parenti. Michael Ruppert. Philip K. Dick. Political Theory. History.

Heroes:

George Carlin. Ayn Rand. Michael Ruppert. Michael Parenti. Steven Colbert (2006 Whitehouse press corp dinner was pure magic). Noam Chomsky. The Wachowski Brothers. Bugs Bunny.

My Blog

First Wedding in almost 20 years

It has been nearly 20 years since I photographed a wedding. Of course I have been to weddings where I took photos, but this last weekend I brought my camera and flash and attempted to take professiona...
Posted by Christafuh on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:20:00 PST

Puppyhead Is Feeling Better

Our baby slept most of the night. She awoke off and on and cried a little. She got up this morning and drank a lot of water. She drank very little the day before. She whi...
Posted by Christafuh on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:29:00 PST

Confession

As you all may have read in the last few weeks, my grandmother died. I received a lot of condolences from people and I am grateful even though I assured people that I was fine and that her death mean...
Posted by Christafuh on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:35:00 PST

Iggy Playmates

We took Amelie to the dog park to play with her new Iggy pals on Thursday. ( by the way Iggy is short for Italian Greyhound). She has made friends with a white Iggy named Norman. All th...
Posted by Christafuh on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:16:00 PST

Another Friday

Another week gone. We're gonna be dead soon! Did we all make the best of that precious week? What did you do with the seven days we all just squadered? I took about 15 dumps. I got paid to build the...
Posted by Christafuh on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST

Look at da wittle Doggyface-Puppyhead!

Posted by Christafuh on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:01:00 PST

Morphing

Jen posted this on her blog. There is a website were you can morph your face into other races and ages. I tried it with a normal photo and it was not nearly as entertaining as my photo below... ...
Posted by Christafuh on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:19:00 PST

It's Friday, Kids...

Posted by Christafuh on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:49:00 PST

Midget Porn At Matts's

Last night Misty and I went to Matt's for his first annual God Damn Easter Party. We nailed a bunny to a cross, drank beers and then talked smack about Jesus and the bible. We had a gift exchange that...
Posted by Christafuh on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:12:00 PST

It's Friday. We're Gonna Be Dead Soon.

It has been TWO WEEKS since I first wrote a blog about Fridays and my feeling that time seems to move faster as you age. I wanted to write this blog last week but my grandmother died. SEE??? Proves m...
Posted by Christafuh on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:08:00 PST