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John

If I wasn't your friend, I'd tell you you sucked

About Me

I go to Texas Tech University. I am a sophomore. I love money. I am very sarcastic. Some people call me rude. The others call me real. I would die without my TV. I have a 4.0. I am not smart. I am a hard worker. My favorite meal is bread w/butter. I have been known to be extrememly blunt, but if anyone else thinks they are going to be rude I will put them in their place. I get what I want. I am usually quiet until you get to know me. I can be really needy and annoying. I have a minor stress/anxiety disorder. My nerves always get the best of me. I have OCD. My goal in life is to be on a reality TV show which would be the most fun thing ever. I want a house that has secret rooms in it. I am stubborn. I do not look friendly because most of the time I am not. I act like I do not care about things which I really do. I sing in my car while I drive. I have been known to close my eyes while driving. I have 4 calendars in my room to make sure I never miss/forget something. I have a fear of drowning with cement blocks on my feet. I always wake up to a time ending in a 3 (i.e. 7:03, 8:13). I like to eat popcorn when it is not hot. I am a hypocrite. I know a monkey named Maddie. One of my best friends' dad invented lunchables. I am really good at remembering names - or at least when I want to. I do not care to drink. It is 100 times more fun to watch the people around you drink, and encourage them to drink more. I have technically never been high. When I get nervous my hands become all clamy. I hate to do tasks that I can pay other people to do for me. I hate small talk. I am semi anti-social. I have refused to watch (most) professional sports since the 1998 super bowl when the Green Bay Packers lost to the Denver Broncos. At times I am a penny pincher. I have high standards. I prefer purell to soap when washing my hands. I hate group projects. I love scary movies. I will see any movies no matter how dumb it turns out. I think it would be fun to be in a scary movie. I would of course survive. I like to go off roading. I love to jet ski. I do not like to swim anywhere that I can not see my feet, but I do it anyways. I am scared to go in the ocean because of sharks. I love the beach. I am terrified of getting sunburn. I want a land rover. I am very ambitious, conservative, and analytical. I am a sucker for mexican food.
All about yourself...the survey.
All about yourself...
First name?:: John
Middle name?:: David
Like your name?:: sure
Named after anyone?:: dad, sadly
Any nicknames?:: nope
Age?:: 18
Birthdate?:: February 28, 1987
Birthplace?:: Dallas
Time you were born?:: Early
Current location?:: Lubbock
Height?:: 5'7, maybe
Like your height?:: sure
Eye color?:: blue/grey
Contacts/glasses?:: no
Hair color?:: lightish brown
Natural hair color?:: well i was blonde until 6th grade and then it just kept getting darker
Dye your hair often?:: no
Righty or lefty?:: righty
Your favorite...
Type of music?:: open
Band or singer?:: too many
TV show?:: Real World
Movie?:: way way way too many...
TV channel?:: MTV/disney channel
Radio station?:: cds
Place to be?:: in bed...sleeping
Thing to do?:: eat/sleep
Food?:: all
Non alcoholic drink?:: sprite/orange soda
Alcoholic drink?:: NONE
Animal?:: i love animals - like lobsters, llamas, camels, penguins, polar bears, monkeys, tigers....i want one of each....well maybe like 2 of each
Holiday?:: christmas
Season?:: winter
Sport?:: on tv-none....in the stands-football/basketball
Place to shop?:: target...the mall
Clothing brand?:: american eagle
Scent?:: well i wear very sexy for him....
Restaurant?:: TIA's oh how i miss you
Fruit?:: i like em all
Vegetable?:: no no no...well i guess corn is okay
Fast food restaurant?:: taco bell
Pizza topping?:: pepperoni
Ice cream flavor?:: mint chocolate chip
Magazine?:: well i used to read entertainment magazine bc when we moved back into our house the person who was renting it had a subscription for like 3 years so we took advantage of that
City?:: who cares about my favorite city - what really matters is my favorite island which is Maui!
Color?:: blue
Number?:: 3
This or that...
Chocolate or vanilla?:: Chocolate
Pepsi or coke?:: neither, sprite
Hot or cold?:: cold...bc your more likely to get sunburn when it is hot and i am scared of sunburn bc i have got it really bad a couple times
Black or white?:: depends
Dog or cat?:: dog
French toast or pancakes?:: pancakes
French fries or onion rings?:: french fries
Hamburger or hot dog?:: hamburger bc hot dog=mystery meat
Pepperoni or sausage?:: pepperoni
Britney or Christina?:: JESSICA SIMPSON = my one and only
McDonalds or Burger King?:: gross gross gross
50 Cent or Eminem?:: eminem
Canada or Mexico?:: neither!!!
Hug or kiss?:: depends
Movies or TV?:: BOTH
Truth or dare?:: Dare
Do you...
Shower daily?:: yes
Sing in the shower?:: of course...well not in the dorm ones bc thatd be weird
Like to sing?:: love it
Like to dance?:: when no ones watching
Smoke?:: NO - trashy
Drink?:: NO
Cuss?:: sometimes
Talk to yourself?:: who doesnt
Believe in yourself?:: yes
Play an instrument?:: closest thing to playing an instrument would be a piano, but i am not good at all
Go to school?:: yes and unlike the majority of the world i love school except the whole study myself into a seizure thing that i do
Go to college?:: TEXAS TECH!
Have a job?:: yes
Like your job?:: yes
Want to get married?:: YES
Want to have kids?:: YES - i love kids
Get along with your parents?:: mom-yes
Get along with your siblings?:: i guess you could call it getting along
Drive?:: yes but id rather be driven bc i like to close my eyes while driving, haha
Random...
Do you think you're trustworthy?:: yes
Think your funny?:: sometimes
Ever toilet papered someones house?:: i miss it soo much
Gone garbage can tipping?:: thats supposed to be fun?
What are your parents names?:: debbie
Siblings names?:: sara, austin
Do you wash your hands frequently?:: purell!
How many time a day do you brush your teeth?:: 1....2 if i am bored
Collect anything?:: change bc i know someone who has been collecting their change for like 10 years and they have over 2500 dollars in it! i am sure it can pay off
Ever been in love?:: no
In love right now?:: no
What color pants are you wearing right now?:: denim
How does your hair look?:: horrible
Ever had your heartbroken?:: yes
Ever broken the law?:: not sure, i think yes....oh yeah haha its a yes
Been arrested?:: no and i dont plan on it either
Been out of the country?:: no but i am planning on autdying abroad hopefully in either europe or australia
Can you stick your fist in your mouth?:: just tried, not even close
When was the last time you got drunk?:: NEVER IN MY LIFE WOOHOO FOR ME!
Do you do drugs?:: no no no
When was the last time you were high on anything?:: never
Do you prefer the lights on or off?:: on....the dark is scary.....i tend to be very paranoid.....thank you scary movies that i believe are all real
Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: yes when i am rich i plan on it...but nothing crazy
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:: boxer briefs
Do you like to laugh?:: yes its my only work out
Ever had a bloody nose?:: nope
Have you ever caught a fish?:: yes i love to fish....unless i go and catch nothing then i get pissed
What was the last thing you ate?:: lil scooby gummy snacks - so good
What time do you go to bed?:: way to early , usually 10ish haha sometimes earlier unless i have plans
What's your favorite color?:: blue......this has already been asked was it a test to see if it is really my fav color to see if id stick up for it twice
Do you like to give or recieve?:: i like to give and recieve presents - especially at christmas
Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?:: possibly......
Do you live alone?:: YES! No more roomate! Thank the lord!
Do you own a blender?:: no
Do you like the snow?:: i love the snow
Ever been up a mountain?:: yes hiking is fun
Ever been rootin'?:: wut the heck is that
Do you like surprises?:: depends on what kinda surprise
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My Interests

sarcasm
money
watching tv
buying lobsters/$1200 sharks
sleeping
eating
helping to save llamas from bulemia
celebrities
rollercoasters
eating at tias (r.i.p.)
being awesome
having a shrimp farm
adopting a penguin
listening to music
eating kfc mashed potatoes
stalking
being scared
buying stuff
eating count chocula and fruity pebbles
winning everything
staying on the presidents honor roll
etc.

I'd like to meet:


cara zavaleta

kristin cavalerri

jessica simpson

ashlee simpson

jennifer aniston

carmen electra

Aubrey O'Day

Music:

black eyed peas
the beatles
phil collins
ashlee simpson
aerosmith
kelly clarkson
billy joel
blood sweat and tears
janis joplin
stevie wonder
bonnie raitt
faith hill
fuel
marcy playground
sheryl crow
sting
duran duran
rolling stones
the monkeys
queen
leigh hoes
pat benetar
stevie nicks
the foundations
the temptations
earth wind and fire
chicago
blink 182
simon and garfunkel
jackson five
eagles
al green
bon jovi
journey
patsy cline
air supply
elvis presley
seether
micheal bolton
steve miller band
heart
dixie chicks
bryan adams
barry manilow
keith urban
pussycat dolls
natasha bedingfield
aly and aj
danity kane
the fray
rascal flatts
paris hilton
the goo goo dolls
etc.
I like random music - I love oldies music

Movies:

texas chainsaw massacre: the beginning
texas chainsaw massace (1974 original and new)
double jeopardy
mean girls
the grinch who stole christmas
shrek 1 & 2
resident evil: apocalypse
big daddy
scream
zoolander
office space
flightplan
saw 1 & 2
spiderman 1 & 2
charlie and the chocolate factory
anything disney
jurassic park
oceans 11
forrest gump
superstar
saved
parent trap
x-men 1, 2,& 3
harry potter (all)
the 40 year old virgin
narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe
the hills have eyes
king kong
little miss sunshine

Television:

real world
road rules
the challenge
friends
american idol
made
laguna beach
simpsons
andy milonakis
the office
girls next door
good morning america
celebrity fit club
americas next top model
family guy
sesame street
the wild thornberrys
making the band 3
apprentice
surreal life
sell this house
i love new york
anything that plays on disney channel

Books:

anything dr. Seuss
the lion the witch and the wardrobe
all the kings men
alas babylon
harry potter (all)
cold sassy tree
jurassic park
the lost world
frankenstein

Heroes:

donald trump
chavis
hiram
doc hoes
the inventor of mexican food

My Blog

Idiots 2006

Number One Idiot of 2006I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eati...
Posted by John on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:37:00 PST

Disorder in the Courts of America

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts of America, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of sta...
Posted by John on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:38:00 PST

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FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER1. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (not animated)2. Mean Girls3. Texas Chainsaw Massacre4. Any disney movie FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN:1. Garland2. Lubbock3.&n...
Posted by John on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 02:08:00 PST

F.Y.I

I made the President's Honor Roll for the Fall '05 semester! AH! Not many people get to gloat about this so I am taking full advantage of this opportunity!
Posted by John on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:34:00 PST

Tell me about yourself - survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:JohnBirthday:February 28, 1987Birthplace:DallasCurrent Location:LubbockEye Color:Blue/GreyHair Color:Light BrownishHeight:i dont know maybe like 5'7Right Handed...
Posted by John on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 06:15:00 PST