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Festa the Fats Pimp

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About Me

My name is Michael and i have numerous nicknames ... MyDick, Beast, Abominable beast, Beastman, Bitch, Caveman, Cookie Monster, Tittyman, Nigger, Ape, Goliath, Jew, "the god", "the festa", Festa, Festa the Molesta, Festa of Chesta, Festa the fats pimp, Festawang, Festaknopolous, McFest, Festa Fiesta, Fiesta, Fes, Fest, Fez, Feslunch, Fescrotch, Fesdick, Fester, Smelly Feet, Cow, Whoppedhead, Rockhead, Fats... and thats just to name a few

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Hunter Festa
Birthday: March 20, 1988
Birthplace: Inglewood
Current Location: Westchester
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty!!!!
Your Heritage: Italiano
The Shoes You Wore Today: White and Red DVS's
Your Weakness: Italian food (ok....all food)
Your Fears: death
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Run a 5 min mile
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hahaha
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit...im tired
Your Best Physical Feature: my ginormous chest
Your Bedtime: midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: being a little kid
Pepsi or Coke: Iced Tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: In n Out
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Litpon Brisk...baby
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nope!
Do you Swear: yup!
Do you Sing: i love to sing
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: of course :)
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: yup
Are you a Health Freak: im the total opposite
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part, yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: all depends who im with
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes indeed ;)
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: unfortunately...no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope once again
In the past month have you been Dumped: thankfully no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hell yea!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: a few times
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: YUP!!!
Ever Shoplifted: sadly yes
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Biochemist
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde or Brunette...no weird colors
Short or Long Hair: in between, but more long than short
Height: around 5'5 to 6
Weight: cant be too skinny or too fat
Best Clothing Style: im a bum, i have no fashion sense
Number of Drugs I have taken: zero!
Number of CDs I own: more than i can count
Number of Piercings: zero!
Number of Tattoos: nada
Number of things in my Past I Regret: just a few

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Music:

Jack Johnson

Movies:

Third Down

Television:

Histories Mysteries

Books:

I once had this book with many pictures in it, and i liked it. I have trouble reading, so I eat instead!

Heroes:

Jay and Silent Bob are my heroes

My Blog

TITTIES!!!!!

I love you very much
Posted by Festa the Fats Pimp on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:26:00 PST