Slurricane

I'M PRETTY AMAZING ASK ANYONE OF MY FRIENDS THEY'LL TELL U I'M THE COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK WHO SLURRS TOO MUCH WHEN DRUNK AND I MIGHT PINCH YOUR BUTT..GETTING HYPY IS FUN AND SLAPPING FACES IS SEXY AND I JUST MIGHT DO THAT TO YOU..I LOVE TALKING SHIT AND I'M PHUCKEN GOOD AT IT I COULD MAKE YOU CRY..I THINK TOO MUCH AT TIMES..I SEEM TO GET A BAD CASE OF BEER BALLS BUT I DON'T MIND..I'M SCARED FOR GLOBAL WARMING..I'M RANDOM WITH SHIT I SAY BUT I PROMISE IT WILL MAKE U SMILE AND SAY WFT?? IF U JUDGE ME THEN I'M SORRY CUZ IT WILL TAKE U A LONG TIME TO FIGURE ME OUT..I TREAT OTHERS THE WAY I'D LIKE TO BE TREATED AND THAT'S WITH RESPECT..MY FRIENDS ARE MY BALLS ONLY I CAN TOUCH EM IF YOU DO I'LL CUT U..THE END