My Mission of 2009 |
Today I am officially three months sober. I've been turning over in my mind continuously who I am and what my purpose is. My life is the complete opposite of what it was previously, and I ... Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:04:00 GMT |
Jesus Hates Me ♥ |
When my puppy had an abortion last Friday they extracted the baby with salad tongs. I removed the salad tongs from Bre's vaginal entrance and proceded to vomit in it. Your mom ate my vagin... Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 01:07:00 GMT |
It’s Love ♥ ♥ |
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Hear my momma preach till her face was blue.
I love you, please believe me!
Hallelujah, I'm ready!
Let's take 'em back.
I can't lose my stride.
Put a smile on my fa... Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:58:00 GMT |
Beautiful Creature |
When the moon makes its graceful entrance into the sky and the sun descends from view, he transforms into a beautiful creature. He is still human, but suddenly kis... Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:18:00 GMT |
My Vomit is Sexy |
Ladies and gentlemen, I am about to tell you a story that will change your life. Prepare yourselves.
In the middle of the day, out of no where, I suddenly got sick. I skipped my entire day... Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 01:37:00 GMT |
CHEST HAIR: An Epidemic |
Last night, I had an epiphany. I was nearly in tears because I came to the conclusion that chest hair is indeed an epidemic that is consuming the nation.
Men - if you have chest hair, please, do... Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:04:00 GMT |
It’s Love ♥ |
ALL WE EAT IS PIE!Please turn off your light.Though the world has turned cold, we can vanish the chill.HEAL THE LAND!Now is the time to begin...It's all wrong, but it's all right.I know you meant well... Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:33:00 GMT |
We Love Xentel (Poem) |
Before I start, I would like to credit Loryn for my third line, because I stole it off of her. Everything else was created between calls at work by none other the fabulous Xentellian herself, Br... Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:25:00 GMT |
The Dark Angel (Poem) |
Sunshine melted my snowflake heart into waterWater vaporized into a sky of botherDreams in my head crashing like twin towersCounting lies seems to pass these long hoursIf I could dodge every rain drop... Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:35:00 GMT |
Fight Like a Girl |
I fight like a girl.I fight like a girl who is tired of being IGNORED, HUMORED, BEATEN, and RAPED.I fight like a girl who is tired of not being taken seriously.I fight like a girl who has been pushed ... Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:41:00 GMT |