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God’s Favorite Beefcake

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 13/01/2008
Band Members: Shmootzi the Clod---Skin Flute, Butt Trumpet, Helicopters
&Meshuguna Joe---Bull Goose Fiddle

Dr Diggity---Stunt Harmonica

Raccoon---Violin

Miss Katie---Musical Bowed Saw, Vocals, Banjo

Miss Jill ---Spoons, Clogging

Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

RANT

The lizard is loose and his loins r on fire.The lovers are pricked by the pin of desire.The diva laments at the top of her voice.By not choosing a path, the fool made his choice.Lightening is frighten...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:18:00 GMT

Stoopid Joos

You drive me to thinkBut my brain is dead.I can hear the beerbetween my earsSlosh around inside my brain.'N' I aint got no one but myself to blame.Perhaps I'll be happierWhen I'm insane,But the mean t...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:39:00 GMT

The Raven and the Fish Hook

         (based on a shared hallucination by Shmootzi the Clod                     and...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:27:00 GMT

who’s the great magician who makes the grass green?

She fell from the sky And kissed my swollen forehead.Took me to a place where water flows.Opened up my eyes,And poked my head with needles.When I woke up I knew that I was home.She lived a thousand ye...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:48:00 GMT

BRAVE NEW WORLD

Fan the sparks before the fire dies.You believed a dream and found it was a lie.Doomed before you first began to try.If u wanna see you have to open yer eyes.And we must strengthen the things that rem...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:40:00 GMT

the walrus

Lewd did I live.Evil I did well.Git cher ass in the basket 'cause we're all goin ta hell!When I get there, rest assured I'm gonna ring that bell.Ta let the devil know I have arrived.Tentacled Saw Fish...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:07:00 GMT

Black Heart

The heart turns black when the sky is red.With a noose around yer neck, you'd be wishin' you wuz dead.Satan sears the sky with a withering glance.And the bearded lady spins into a spanish hat dance.Th...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:52:00 GMT

COPS

I'm not afraid of monsters.N' I'm not afraid of clowns.I like roller coasters that fling you upside down.I dont believe in Jesus,And his people should be stopped.I'm not afraid of Satan,But I'm terrif...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:54:00 GMT

Gibberish

I'm a brain 'n' some guts 'n' a pair of eyes.I see a wolf approaching in a sheeps disguise.Destroy yer television if yer tired of lies.Jesus spinnin' in the wind, 'n' on his lips the word, "why?"The m...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:47:00 GMT

Eating Mud

Snakes in the bed'N' spiders in my head.They crawled in my ear And built a nest in there.I dont mind 'cause they tell me thingsthat only they could know.Crying blood and eating mud again.Where'd she g...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:40:00 GMT