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The man, The myth, The legend

I wanta know where the golds at!!!!!!

About Me

Filmaker, thats all I am. Ok thats not all I am... 27 years young, Have a wife and two beautiful children, currently reside in Baltimore MD. Right now I work As a Freelance video editor, but my true passion is film. Shot a short called "THE VET" the johnny freedom story, I am always writing and producing new Ideas. I also have a love for the guitar, I have been playing for about 10 years now, Started a acoustic act 2 years ago called FAT JOHNNY and played every dive bar across maryland, That lasted for about a year then decided to call it quits. I love the beach and hate the snow. thats probley because i grew up in the coldest fuckin place in america, upper state new york. yea it only snows like every day (even in the summer) I would say that i am a very laid back guy with a good sence of humor. Always looking for a good time.

My Interests

1 THE RODEO: This is when you are doing a chick in the ass and some time during the act you whisper to her, "Your sister has bigger boobs then you" and you try and hold on for 8 seconds. 2. THE TONY DANZA: While your doing the girl doggy-style, you scream "WHO'S THE BOSS?", and just as she yells your name, you sucker punch her in the back of the head and yell "TONY DANZA!" 3. THE CHILI DOGG: Shit on a girls tits and titty fuck her. 4. DOLPHIN SEX: you're doggying and you try to slip it in the ol' poop chute but she turns her head and say's "eh eh eh"....

I'd like to meet:

QUOTE OF THE YEAR You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

Music:

311, rehab, Narles Barkley, Keane, Chevelle, death cab for cuite, muse, cody chestuntt, wesely willis, sublime, alice in chains, and a good 70s porno soundtrack

Movies:

Kill bill vol 1 & vol 2, devils rejects, super size me, requiem for a dream, old boy, dust till dawn, taxi driver, sympathy for mr vengeance, me you and everyone we know, also the movie i directed "THE VET" starring Johnny Freedom

Television:

What can i say about television, well its all censored crap.