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The Shooter

Shit happens, when you party naked

About Me

Its SCIENCE!BUCKETHEAD HOLOCAUST!!The Levels of HangoversOne Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.Three Star Hangover (***) Light headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke--yet you haven't peed once.Four Star Hangover (****) Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your ass is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.Five Star Hangover (*****) You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your tongue is soffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to take a dump results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'Floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'Floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now...THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; CinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; TransubstantiateTHINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: 1) Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2) Nope, no more booze for me. 3) Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4) Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight. 5) Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing. 6) Sorry I'm being such a jackass.

My Interests

Naked Fist-Fights

I'd like to meet:

If I'm online, that means IM BORED soo, Feel Free to IM me, AIM SCREEN NAME: HairyDanglers900

Music:

YES I WAS REALLY THIS BOREDMY BANDS, NONE OF THEM ACTUALLY EXIST CAUSE IM LAZY. IM JUST GETTING THE NAMES OUT SO IF ANYONE ELSE USES THEM I CAN GO AND BEAT THEM UP MeanieExtremie, Deep Anal, Slutter Butter, Shooter McGavin, Analingus Rexxx, ...Into Next Week, Beat The Scene, (If anyones interested in getting any of these off the ground with me, hit me up)BRUTAL DEATH + BRUTAL DEATH GRIND: Abuse, Abysmal Torment, AfterBirth, Anal Bleeding, Ancient Necropsy, Animals Killing People, Beheaded, Bound and Gagged, CANNIBAL TOM, Clean Flesh, Clit Torture, Corpse Carving, Corpsefucking Art, Cote'd Aver, CrackWhore, Cryptopsy, Deaden, Debodified, Deep Anal (MINE), Dehiscence, Dehumanized, Demilich, Despondency, Devourment, Disconformity, Disgorge (Mexicano), Dripping, Dyscrasia, Exhumace, Fermento, FuckFest, Exulcerate, Genital Grinder, Goratory, GoreLord, Goreopsy, Goretrade, Grandma, GutRot, Gutteral Secrete, Happy Face, Heinous Killings, Human Mincer, Human Remains, Infant Bile, Infested, Ingurgitate, Inhuman Dissillency, Insidious Decrepancy, Internal Suffering, Jasad, Jesus Anal Penetration, Kretan, Leprosy, Lividity, Lust of Decay, Malignancy, MeanieExtremie (MINE), Orchidectomy, Pile Of Rotting Corpses, Pocket Pussy Hash Pipe, Prophecy, Prostitute Disfigurement, Purulent, Putrid Pile, Putrilage, Pustulated, Pyaemia, Rest In Gore, Retch, Rupture Christ, Sanatorium, Saprogenic, Sect of Execration, SikFuk, Skinless, Soils of Fate, Splattered Cadaver, Stabwound, Suture, Terminally Your Aborted Ghost, The Kuntakult, Torsofuk, Total Rusak, Vomit Remnants, Waco Jesus, Waking the Cadaver, Whore, Wormed,METALCORE/DEATHCORE/HARDCORE/STUFF WITH BREAKDOWNS (what have you): A Life Once Lost, ABACABB The Acacia Strain, Adonis Decay, Animosity, Aorta Consumption, Arturo Gatti, All Shall Perish, Before I Wake, Bela Kiss, Beneath the Massacre, Black My Heart, Despised Icon, Elysia, End of All, Full Blown Chaos, Hatebreed, Heidnik, Hoods, Invocation of Nehek, Ion Dissonance, Job For A Cowboy, KillWhitneyDead, Martyr A.D., Misericordiam, Mortal Treason, On Broken Wings, Orphans in Coma, Peltier Road Massacre, Set Ablaze, Shattered Realm, Since the Flood, Suffokate, Suicide Silence, Tetsuo, The Faceless, The Jacob Spindel, The Red Chord, The Taste of Blood, Through The Eyes of The Dead, Time of Cholera, Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza, We Were Gentlemen, Winds of PlagueGRIND + DEATH GRIND: Alienation Mental, Bathtub Shitter, BirdFlesh, Bizarre Embalming, Bodies Lay Broken, Captain Cleanoff, Catheter, Cattle Decapitation, Circle Of Dead Children, Clotted Symmetric Sexual Organ, CumChrist, ETTS, Excrementory GrindFuckers, Foetopsy, Fuck...I'm Dead, Fuck the Facts, Gigantic Brain, Hemdale, Ingrowing, Isacaarum, Leng T'che, Mincing Fury and Guttural Clamor of Queer Decay, Municipal Waste, Nemo, Phobia, Prosthetic Cunt, Rotten Sound, Shooter McGavin (ME MY ONE MAN BAND), Squash Bowels, XXXManiak,GOREGRIND + GORE METAL GORE GORE GORE: Absorinie Bogom, Ahumado Granujo, Alien In Uranus, Amoebic Dysentery, Anal Blast Anal Penetration, Anal Whore, Analingus Rex (MINE), Bile, Bitch Infection, Blood Duster, Bowel Stew, Butcher ABC, Carcass, ClitEater, Cock And Ball Torture, Corporal Raid, Count Chopula, The County Medical Examiners, Creamface, CumGun, Dead Infection, Decomposing Serenity, Destructive Explosion of Anal Garland, Disgorge (Holland), Disgorged Foetus, Dwarfophile, Dysmenorrheic Hemorrhage, Feculence, Frightmare, Garbage Guts, Giant Set Of Balls, Ghoul, Gonorrhea Pussy, Gronibard, Gross, Gruesome Malady, Gruesome Stuff Relish, GUT, Haemorrhage, Impaled, Impetigo, Jig-Ai, Last Days of Humanity, Libido Airbag, LordGore, Lymphatic Phlegm, MeatKnife, Meat Shits, Microphallus, Morbid Savoring, Mortuary Hacking Session, Mucupurulent, Namek, Necrobeastiality, Neuropathia, NEUROPRAXIA NeuroViceral Exhumation, NunWhore Commando 666, Obese, Oxidized Razor, Patologicum, Plasma, Purulent SpermCanal, Red Hot Piggy Pussies, Reek of Shits, Regurgitate, Rompeprop, Sarcophagia Carnaria, Satans Revenge On Mankind, Screaming Afterbirth, ScumBitch, Semen, ShitFun, Slob, Slutter Butter (MINE), SMES, Smothered Brothers, Spermswamp, Spinegrinder, Splatter House, Stoma, Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition, Super Fun Happy Slide, The Day Everything Became Nothing, Tu Carne, Ultra Vomit, Uterus, Utopie,BLACK METAL + MELODIC ETC.: At The Gates, Berzerk, Children of Bodom, CrotchDuster, (I don’t know) Danzig, Dark Funeral, Dissection, Forrest Stream, Genocide Kommando, Grand Belials Key, Immortal, Mayhem, Type O Negative, Wind Of The Black Mountains,DEATH METAL: Avulsed, The Berzerker, Cannibal Corpse, Cryptopsy, Decapitated, Deicide, Dying Fetus, Hate Eternal, Immolation, Incantation, Jungle Rot, Limb From Limb, Macabre, Meshuggah, Morbid Angel, Nile, Pantera, Vital Remains, With Immortality,OTHER STUFF: Clutch, Cream, Cypress Hill, DJ Shadow, Dr. Octagon, Explosions In The Sky, Goretex, Jimi Hendrix, Lynard Skynard, Mogwai, Necro, Non Phixion, Pink Floyd, Primus, SabacTHAT WAS GREGORIO'S FAVORATES: VERSION 2

Movies:

BLOOD LAKE, Pantera 3VVFH, Toxic Avenger, Goonies, Cannibal Holocaust, Bad Santa, Fear and loathing, army of darkness, Bloodsucking Freaks, the beyond, friday the 13th 1 2 3 and 4, kung pow, Forced Entry, Cannibal Ferox, Anthropophogous, Billy Madison, Guinea Pig series, Battle Royal, Tape, Wet Hot Amerian Summer, Zombie, Cannibal the Musical, Re-animator, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Home Alone, Star Wars, A Cat in the Brain, Buio Omega, People Under the Stairs, The Shining, Rush, Eyes Wide Shut, Pink Flamingos, The Thing, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Trainspotting, The Brotherhood of the Wolf, Big Money Hustlas, The Steveo and Bumfights videos, Dr. Butcher, Texas Chainsaw Massacar, Maniac, Orgazmo, Mordum, Service With A Smile

Television:

Strangers with candy, Mr. Show, Upright citizens brigade, OZ, The State, Viva Variety, Cops, Kids in the Hall, Stella, Wrestling (TNA BABAY!), Spawn, Pete and Pete, Wrestling Society X, Salute Your Shorts, UFC, Team Sanchez, WONDER SHOWZEN!

Books:

Reading is for nerds

Heroes:

Randy West

My Blog

Stupidly fun sex quiz

Damn it! You scored as Shy. You are shy, cute...but shy. There are a lot of people that find you attractive but you just aren't sure what to do.Shy69%Exciting63%Soft56%Awkward44%Wet44%Hot38%Sweet38%V.. .
Posted by Shooter McGavin on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:13:00 PST

MESHUGGAH!!

   best fucking show in a long long time. My whole body fucking hurts, some of the funnest pits I've been in at the troc. Future Breed Machine, definitley best pit of the night, retinal gaze...
Posted by Shooter McGavin on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:53:00 PST

WHO WANTS TO START A GOD DAMN BAND?!

I'm sick of this shit, who wants to get a band started right fucking now? And I know what your thinking, "but greg, what will you do". Well I dont know how to play and instrument so I'm gonna be the g...
Posted by Shooter McGavin on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 08:27:00 PST

I got some!

I'd just like to anounce to everyone that last night I GOT LAID!!!! HAHahAha. The streak is over
Posted by Shooter McGavin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The post-MDF blues

God damn it, I wish I was still there
Posted by Shooter McGavin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Im in Uruguay

Im in Uruguay...........assholes
Posted by Shooter McGavin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

going to Argentina

Leaving tomorrow, see you guys in a week
Posted by Shooter McGavin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST