Your Favourite MoonCheese Recipes: Extract 4 |
Mooncheese Pi
Brought to you by the biblical number 3, this is a wonderful example of a happy union between science and religion, which combine to make a mooncheese pi of divine proportions.
You will...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:34:00 GMT |
Of Men And Mice - The Moon Eating Variety |
Men on the moon? Try mice ...
&says a new scientific insight.
In ancient times, the phases of the moon were explained by an elusive giant, constantly eating and regurgitating large chunks o...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:42:00 GMT |
Your Favourite Spaceworm Recipes: Extract 1 |
Spaceworm Pancakes
You Will Need:
1 large frying pan - anodised / teflon coated with heavy bottom for maximum effect
1 large wooden block to protect work surfaces
Kitchen paper, for those little ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:32:00 GMT |
The Wish Upon A Star Foundation |
Have you gone to extreme lengths to get what you so desire? Sick of kissing frogs, bored of blowing dandelions, finally realised there is no end to the rainbow? * Well search no more. Since 253 minut...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 21:13:00 GMT |
The Uber-Incredible Party Guide |
Want to over-indulge on chocolate, consume too much cake, or fuck your liver up beyond all repair? You are at the right time of year. Welcome to the festive season, and the million and one p...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 05:59:00 GMT |
10 Things You Didnt Know About MoonCheese |
1. It actually exists.
2. It really does make good eating.
3. It accounts for 90% of the mass in the universe - Good news folks, this means the universe will finally stop expanding and we can all stop...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 14:07:00 GMT |
Your Favourite Mooncheese Recipes: Extract 3 |
Moon - Brewed Tea
You will need:
One large novelty mug
One decent tea-bag
Milk and sugar
One kettle, full with water
A fully functioning space shuttle
Your local moon
A 384 400 km extension cable...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 14:55:00 GMT |
Your Favourite Mooncheese Recipes: Extract 2 |
Moon Cookies
You will need:
100g mooncheese
75g granumalated sugar, 75g soft light brown sugar
75g butter
150g self raising flour
1 beaten chickun egg
A handful of space worms
What to do:
1. Mix butt...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:41:00 GMT |
New Species Threatens Earth's Existence |
Yesterday at the SETI laboratory in Yorkshire a new kind of space monster was discovered - scarier, hairier, and with significantly more tentacles than those before.
"Forget Independance Day and Alien...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:55:00 GMT |
The 10 Commandments as told by Prophetess Sarah |
The Ten Commandments as told by Prophetess Sarah
1. Under no circumstances allow a space worm to crawl up your nose. They will eat your brain and you will die.
2. Do not smoke teabags.
3. Do not provo...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 21:28:00 GMT |
