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Stephen B. Sharp

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i assassin down the avenue

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

an android.

My Blog

if only...

i wish my words would spill out of my mouth in more controlled quantities.they would cover the floor in little, folded piles, stacked neatly in a bizarre resemblence of some major city.poems would spe...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 06:41:00 GMT

drunk at four

it's this strange falling sensation. people scream and laugh and make their assessments while elating their success of their day. a hit and run of money scraping streets. a neverending career of cr...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:36:00 GMT

odd

sometimes there's a person. and for a moment, you understand them. you see their weaknesses, you see their faults. you see their beauty and their exquisiteness. everything is understood.for a whil...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:51:00 GMT

i was just watching the news....

...and apparently mrs. bush is doing all of the ambassador-ing shit for 'ole george.why?"...because of her husband's 'difficult approval rating'."difficult approval rating???that's just funny.
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:49:00 GMT

the day of the dead is nothing compared to the life of the living...

these people. running around like jack-rabbits. their heads hanging off their necks like dog drool. trudging through shit-full pools. disregarding emotion for money. the green-faced hypocrites. w...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:09:00 GMT

old man weiners

i finally popped my hippie hollow cherry yesterday. it was actually a lot of fun, and before you ask, no, i did not get nude myself. i did get to see a lot of wrinkly peni and saggy boobs though.it ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 17:56:00 GMT

barbed wire

as i was driving home tonight there were two deer crossing the street. i stopped and waited for them to cross. after they did, they met a barbed wire fence. they tried to make it through a couple t...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 03:04:00 GMT

for beep boop bop (you are not a robot)...

robotically, my beer moves towards my mouth.my brain chases it away, but my body inhales it.my insides mechanically devour it,sending it to my gut,and soon out my genitalia.waves of bodily fluid flow ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 01:30:00 GMT

there is something to it....

i wanted a cigarette, so i went into my backyard.usually, i stand on the concrete slab that constitutes as a "porch".i was feeling a little adventurous today though, so i wandered barefoot into the ac...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 00:59:00 GMT

i’ve recently obtained a new goal in life....

...and it is to see conan o'brien live before he takes over the tonight show.anyone want to help out/come with me??????
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 01:31:00 GMT