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About Me

I'm hopelessly literary. Prone to over-talking. Train of thought may be lost on occasion. Not a good storyteller, but hey, can't be great at everything. Have an active blog on Wordpress. Don't even know if I can advertise that here. Anyway, um...I am a self-proclaimed nerd who's looking to shamelessly self-promote. And, uh, yeah. That's it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

-Demi Moore to figure out how she got to be such a "playa" -Paris Hilton to spring her out of jail -Tell that Olsen twin to eat a chuleta -Quentin Tarantino just to hear him talk -Burt Reynolds to hear his hollywood war stories -Brad & Angelina to slap them both into reality -Oprah to hit her up for some money (i.e. long lost cousin) -Dennis Hopper 'cuz he don't care anymore -Jack Nicholson to get hit on -George Clooney... Nah. He's not that good-looking -Bjork to be entertained by her strange behavior -To kneel before Madonna -Julia Roberts just to see that wide smile in person -Prince & Tom Cruise so I can compare how tall I am to them -Kathy Griffin to tell her she's on my A-list -Susan Sarandon to say, "Dammit, Janet!" -To throw holy water at Jacqueline Smith (that's why she looks so young) -

My Blog

At Home...and Lovin It!

You will not be able to relate just how awesome it is to be on vacation doing absolutely nothing...and getting paid for it. This is the greatest feeling in the world...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 23:59:00 GMT

Look, Sparklies!!!!

So today it was Independence Day and unlike the movie, there were fireworks in lieu of a White House explosion. Except these days, I guess a White House explosion would be more interesting (pref...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 19:32:00 GMT

A Walk Through The Annals of The Justice System

Hello, Lifers. Since no one gets out alive, why don't I tell you about my recent stint in the lovely Courthouse where I played guest-star of my very own television pilot, "I Love MeMa". I...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 13:19:00 GMT

What About Blog?!

OK. I've been heavily into the concept of blogs even though some of this stuff gets ridiculous! I've really been keeping a blog here: My Blog for the longest time and would love ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 17:49:00 GMT