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A Tribe Called Chris

So full of action my name should be a verb!!!!

About Me

Professional A**hole!!!

My Interests

NY Jets, sunflower seeds, gloves, books hats, Stella Artois, stupid people, salt, MADDEN '08, NY Mets, El Gran Combo, ajax, Ring Dings, Amstel Light, mustard, crayons, laser discs, Metrocards, candy corn, NutCrackers, Fania All-Stars, Sherlock Holmes and TiVo!!!

I'd like to meet:

People who visit JUMZ.com!!..!

Music:

Irish polka, easy listening, and ever version of the Macarena i can find!

Movies:

anything with niggas and spics killing each other over some ignorant shit.....i.e. drugs, money, women, real estate they don't own or jewelry!!!

Television:

Pardon the Interruption, reruns of Happy Days, and What's Happening.

Books:

The Alchemist and anything by Kurt Vonnegut and Alice Walker!!

Heroes:

My Bookie!!..

My Blog

Quote of the Week

The most important message of a crucifix, to me anyway, was how unspeakably cruel supposedly sane human beings can be when under orders from a superior authority. K. Vonnegut
Posted by A Tribe Called Chris on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:46:00 PST

LOVE VS HATE

Psych.......I know I could easily fill this Blog/Bulletin/Rant with shit I Love and Hate but instead I'm going to hit you lil Mutants with some Food for Thought. Recently while riding the train home f...
Posted by A Tribe Called Chris on Mon, 05 May 2008 11:46:00 PST

Question

What is worse the lies you tell yourself or the lies you tell other people???...
Posted by A Tribe Called Chris on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:04:00 PST

THINGS I HATE VS. THINGS I LOVE FOR THE WEEK

HATE 1. The Bell Verdict, I blame the prosecution, instead trying to put them away for a million years for 20 different charges they should've picked the strongest 2 and nailed them down!!!!!!   ...
Posted by A Tribe Called Chris on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:03:00 PST

LOVE and HATE THE NYC DIESEL EDITION

LOVE 1. Thin bread French toast&the way it's meant to be eaten!!!2. My dog Umi, a bit needy and annoying at times but you gotta love her nutty happy ass!!!3. Legal tax free loot&.wow self explanatory ...
Posted by A Tribe Called Chris on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:14:00 PST

Try this again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAw3lCjaA1k... Bam...
Posted by A Tribe Called Chris on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:32:00 PST

LOVE and HATE for the WEEK

HATE     1.  Parents.....not all parents just most......the reason being is your Child Rearing Skills because basically you have raised a multitude of illiterate, immora...
Posted by A Tribe Called Chris on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:53:00 PST

New Yorkers Only!!!

Pork handouts offered to pressure council members to OK congestion planBy Juan GonzalezNo one could recall such a naked combination of arm-twisting and pork-barrel handouts to pressure City Council me...
Posted by A Tribe Called Chris on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:43:00 PST

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"WHEN THERE IS BLOOD ON THE STREETS....BUY LAND"!!!
Posted by A Tribe Called Chris on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:09:00 PST

3 THINGS I LOVE VS 3 THINGS I HATE

HATE 1. That Wisconsin couple who allowed their daughter to die, they chose to pray to God instead of taking her to a doctor for a treatable case of diabetes&.I’m praying to God now, guess what ...
Posted by A Tribe Called Chris on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:25:00 PST