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Ben. He likes Stories

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About Me

I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Like monkeys screwing nuts onto machines that make the world go round and a small man who goes around the room making people yawn by blowing up their noses with magic bellows. I have also seen the future but it was quite far away and I couldn't make out the details. It was gobsmacking though. Very Glittery and warm.Some of my housemates

My Interests

Food. eating and making it etc....killing time with a big metaphorical axe of procrastination. I intend to make films but i dont seem to get round to doing it unless someone wants to pay me to do it. Time is money. I don't waste money so why am i wasting my time?

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who likes the feel of silk on their upper thigh and doesn't mind me occasionally punching them in the face just for the hell of it. Im a nice guy really but somebody has got to get punched and i would really like it to be you.

Music:

Notes, and beats and melodies and chords and bars and tempo and ghosts and stuff. I like these when they are put together in an intersting way. I don't like fashion and people who are more interested in their hair than what sounds they are making. Haircuts and clothes don't make good music.

Movies:

.they are really good i think. Visual and aural representations of a story. Like a play except you can pause it and the people don't blink or move or anything. You should check them out. Iv'e got some you can borrow if you want. You'll see what i mean when you watch one. It's fascinating all the tiny people behind a piece of glass on the telly vision.

Television:

Constantly disappointing. Apart from that Americans seem to turf out better stuff than we can manage...I mean Dr Who....Flagship of the BBC...award winning british television...hold that up against Lost or Battle Star Galactica or Bloody Buffy the Bloody Vampire Bloody Slayer or The Simpsons if you want to argue its for family viweing so it has to be cheesy...I mean...COME ON....the BBC is meant to be the envy of the free world they are wasting my £131.60 and david wanky tenent and some awful CG...ARSE to the lot of YOu!....rant over...I will bite my tongue about Audition shows and su-reality television and what i think of graham norton...We are quite good at comedy though. Big up the peep show and chris morris.

Books:

Mr. Men

Heroes:

David Tenant. I love him like i love one of my own shits....I sat behind him at a premier once. He laughs and its loud and very very fake.