~Heather Shazam!~ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

~Italian.
~Expect too much from people, like honesty, loyalty, character, integrity.....
~Pride runneth over. Is a character flaw.
~Am a freak & geek .
~Buy too many shoes & wear 'em all.
~Love my Herd to death.
~Treat my true friends like gems and am fiercely loyal.
~Am oblivious to most people, their self imposed dramas, and their assholish, hypocrit, fake, liar, fucker nature... so, therefore, have few genuine, bona fide friends, and prefer it that way~~~
~Laugh out loud constantly at things that I am thinking to myself, which makes people around me nervous.
~Am a gourmet chef, truly enjoy understanding food science.
~Am a health freak.
~Am a loner, due to my deeply held principles and unique quirkiness.
~Really enjoy my own stillness, quiet, and company, my own brain for entertainment. Have learned serenity and intuition in my old age...
~A very, very close friend of mine has said, "life is simple, treat it as such" and it is the wisest adage I have so far heard.
~That covers me...
....This is my dream vehicle.
For real.
~Get teased mercilessly about it, but I could care less.The only change would be that one side, or at least the back, WILL be painted with Blackboard Paint so my general messages to the public at large could be displayed daily :P....
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My Interests

My little side business ~"Eat Cake"~ where one can get gourmet awesomeness taken to their door for small dinner parties....and out of this world petite dessert tables for their weddings or big events....

~Some Favorite Links~
www.gymjones.com

www.crossfitkids.com

www.infinityfitness.com

http://www.localharvest.org/farms/M21104

www.lacensebeef.com

www.slowfoodusa.org

www.localharvest.org/food-coops/

www.pottercountypa.org

www.farmsanctuary.org/issues/factoryfarming

I'd like to meet:

God. Like to have a few words with him on a few things that have been troubling me, to include my concept of a smite button and who I think he should use it on......

...i'd like to stand in the vicinity of aaron eckhart maybe someday...

Music:

Virulently hate country music. Screamo shit turns me off.
That is my music in a nutshell.

Movies:

Can quote lines and scenes incessantly.
Boondock Saints is probably top movie, with the scene in the air duct my favorite part.....
Braveheart runs neck to neck.....such a wonderful love story....it truly is.....

Thoroughly enjoyed Bowling for Columbine as well, Michael Moore really gives one food for thought there...

Television:

Have no time for TV.
Watch the Simpsons and Scrubs at times, DVR things here and there and never get to watch them...
...enjoy the snarkiness of The Soup on E!...
Own the entire series respectively of Jackass and Trailer Park Boys on DVD.

Books:

Love to read.
Can quote sections of my favorite books.
Have a photographic memory, which helps.
State of Fear Michael Crichton
Food Politics Marion Nestle
The Good Earth Pearl S. Buck
The Omnivore's Dilemma Michael Pollan
Animal Farm George Orwell
Fat Land Greg Critser
A Man in Full Tom Wolfe
What Dreams May Come Richard Matheson
Get almost irrationally & stupendously bent out of shape at the atrocities that are wrought upon my favorite books when they are made into movies, so therefore I rarely will watch a movie made of a book I cherish. There are a very few exceptions to this rule of mine, notably:

The Shawshank Redemption &
Stand By Me both by Stephen King
Gone With The Wind by Margaret Mitchell
Matilda by Roald Dahl
Bastard Out of Carolina by Dorothy Allison...
these were done right, somehow.
And...I will read anything by Pat Conroy, Eric Schlosser, Deepak Chopra, Tony Robbins, Thomas Harris, Jodi Picoult, with a unapologetic weakness for Sandra Brown and Jude Devareaux.
Hope and sweetness is needed with all the heavy reading I do and they are wonderful writers as well.
I could spend a month in a library, wandering in a fog, and be extremely irritated with anyone who broke into my zone while I was reading or perusing.
Ask anyone who has a clue about me...
I can read a book in an afternoon if left alone. In a couple of hours depending on its length.

Heroes:

My Mama.

My Blog

~~ Memory Palace. Kind of...revisited anyway...~~

I apologize to you, my friends and readers for that boring, banal, dullard blog I posted previously... My only defense is fatigue, combined with my desire to write and a rare inability to artic...
Posted by ~Heather Shazam!~ on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 06:05:00 PST

~Hmmm...~

So.... Today is Hil's Sweet Sixteen. Like I really need to feel even more rickety. I feel like I just turned 16. Probably still act like it half the time for Chrissakes. Better to not examine th...
Posted by ~Heather Shazam!~ on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:16:00 PST

~~Grinning Again~~

As some of you know, I have felt like Yosemite Sam in the past few, so I can honestly say that the venting is over. Scout's honor. My foaming at the mouth and kicking up my heels is over w...
Posted by ~Heather Shazam!~ on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:39:00 PST

Concert Ramblings

Ok, so I went to the Family Values concert in DC on Saturday, July 28th. It was sooooo freakin' kickass. I have to get all this out so I can not talk about it incessantly. Plus writers write abou...
Posted by ~Heather Shazam!~ on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 06:36:00 PST

~~Mama~~

I was lucky enough to have a mother given to me by God who stayed home for most of my childhood. She taught me how to cook, she taught me how to bake cakes, and pies, and cookies,, she taught me...
Posted by ~Heather Shazam!~ on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:34:00 PST

80's Trivial Pursuit ROCKS!!

Ok, so I know I am a total geek and freak, however, Apes and I got the chance to play her new 80's Trivial Pursuit and the damn thing is awesome!! I was one pie piece away from vic...
Posted by ~Heather Shazam!~ on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:02:00 PST

~Home~

I think I have to put the themes on hold for a little longer all, sorry.... Been in a funny mood the past coupla days... missin' a lot of people, here and in the hereafter.... My new profile song is...
Posted by ~Heather Shazam!~ on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:45:00 PST