Dan

I'm pretty much the greatest thing ever. If you traveled back in time and flew to the moon and met Neil Armstrong at the very second he was setting foot on the moon, then you showed him my myspace profile, he would completely ignore the magnificence of the moon and say, "This Dan guy is pretty much the greatest thing ever." Then he would travel back to earth without having even looked at the moon, and he would step out of the return capsule and the first words out of his mouth would be, "I pretty much saw the greatest thing ever." And the rest would be history.