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mike

About Me

I am Mike. I am an easily amused individual with a very overactive imagination. I was a Honda mechanic for most of my life and I am now completing my degree in mechanical engineering. I invent random things daily, and I live with a set of dwarfs in a stuck up suburb of Chicago. I rotate the dwarfs monthly to avoid boredom, and we sometimes go on picnics. But not recently, since my favorite dwarf Philbert was mauled by an angry pit bull before my very eyes. I was devastated until his replacement arrived. I am a film lover, I count down the days to the international film festival, I hear that Kim Jong Il is a movie buff, that kidnaps directors to make his own movies. I would like to meet this man. I have a fiance that emits a golden hue of light, I enjoy the matinee with her regularly, I will someday take her on vacation to a third world country. I will band the natives together and give them a sense of ultimate unity. They shall overthrow their crappy government, and a man with a voice that is strong and loud shall be put into power. This man,hand picked by myself shall hold the key to a new civilization. This man is Billy Maze. This loud asshole that sells oxyclean, shall be the new reigning leader of a once oppressed people, who now know the power of kaboom.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I like meeting people with interesting interests. I don't like meeting the spammers that want me to see their nude photos. I have exquisite tastes in my pornography that requires catapults, midgets, bald women, a particle accelerator and ALF. I also don't like to meet the spammers that want me to refinance my house. I don't have a house. You see, I live in a tree that I bought from these elves. They left behind a bunch of cookie and cracker making devices that I take advantage of daily. If you have interesting interests, like engineering, movies, art, and or you are generally amusing, and or sassy, please message me, or stop by my tree, we can have tea and crackers. If you are an emo kid, I will amuse myself by reducing you to tears. I am a very social person, I will talk to anyone, randomly. I have no fear of speaking to someone who may possibly have just eaten a baby.

My Blog

auf wiedersehen

I just finished my finals. My CAD final only took six hours to complete. I feel good that another semester has gone by. I'm not looking forward to next semester though. I have a physics class with a t...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:49:00 GMT

natural one

I didn't realize who he was, until I looked up his profile. I am getting tutoring from a very brilliant professor from Northwestern named Yuri. He is so incredibly humble, and friendly. He is a profes...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 00:11:00 GMT

Breath of Autumn

I don't feel the usual depression that I usually get this time of year. Things are really good actually. Seasonal affective disorder may be a possibility, I know that the baring trees, the gray skies,...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:11:00 GMT

Vick and the doberman brigade

I know that with our policy of making sure that celebrities and sports "heroes", are given the same just trial, and serve the same sentences for crimes as everybody else, that Michael Vick, the Atlant...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 00:13:00 GMT

Fat Man

I just saw Sicko, the new Michael Moore film. I know that Michael Moore is tauted a liberal screwball by all of you ultra conservatives, but what he has to say makes undeniable sense, and yes Im aware...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 15:46:00 GMT

I wish this guy was around then....

Call me arrogant, but I have always been a staunch believer that engineering should be left to engineers. I recall all the foolish little boys that annoyed me with their completely ridiculous ca...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:57:00 GMT

Liviu

The bravery and selflessness of Liviu Librescu, an internationally respected aeronautics engineer and lecturer at Virginia Tech for 20 years, who saved the lives of several students by barricading his...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 00:38:00 GMT

Pamehla

I saw Borat over the weekend. Dare I say it, but I found it quite stupid. The ballsack/ ass on face seen was disturbing, the movie did have its moments but at the same time it was utterly stupid to m...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 22:02:00 GMT

And Now...

Its the late night  blog....I dont miss work at all, I am happier, until the money is gone at least. Well, I miss my friends but I dont miss the stress and politics and other crap. Ive been prett...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 00:32:00 GMT

goodbye honda, hello

 full time college. I have left Schaumburg Honda, and will concentrate on my degree full time. It was difficult to leave because everything was going well for a change. The lousy imbecile dispatc...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 20:01:00 GMT