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www.carlevans.com I take pictures. Sometimes they turn out. I get songs stuck in my head. I can do, build, or make anything. I try to be positive and generous. I can be loud...too loud (ask my Neighbors). My mom thinks I'm great! I love coffee, chocolate cake, a kick-ass disco bass groove, loud motors, power tools, stuff that's 'bad ass' 'bitchin' or 'wicked awesome', handmade things, half shirts, and monkeys. Can an average man be 'Metro' and 'Macho'? Yes, but not at the same time. I'm not average. I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE road trips, so long as the car has a cup holder. I wish gas was cheaper. I,I,I,Me,Me,Me.www.carlevans.com
I have a new blog: http://carlevansproductions.blogspot.com
"BACK BY MONDAY"
A travel show that I co-created, co-wrote, and directed. It's about seeing the country on a motorcycle. Experiencing the people and places that make America great. Join Veen Garriga on a 'Full Throttle Adventure'. See and live for the weekend and be Back by Monday. *This is the pitch edit
Back by Monday
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"MOVIE MAKIN'"
Caleb and I made something. It was runner-up in a film contest. It was the funniest one there. It's about some rednecks who make a film for a contest. It wrote itself. Bah!
Movie Makin'
"MOTOCZYSZ: american dream"
A documentary I shot for Motoczysz over the course of 2 years. It garnered them millions in investment funds.
Some on the footage was licensed for the Discovery Channel documentary "Birth of a racer".
MOTOCZYSZ american dream
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"UMPQUA BANK"
This was a spec piece I did for an Advertising Agency. There was no pre-production time. I only had a day to shoot it and edit it. It helped them win the client.
Umpqua Bank
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MY PHOTOGRAPHY:

My Interests

I like, love or dig (but not limited to) the following: Paying photo jobs with decent budgets. Photography, film, metalworking/welding, old jeans, guitars, motorcycles, rum, massages (giving and receiving), muscle cars, monkeys, ice cream, white t-shirts (clean or dirty), fire, cooking, trashing hotel rooms, housewares, being macho, tasting stuff, travel, bad jokes, punching stuff, coffee, camping, beer, a great hot dog, book stores, automotive grease on my hands, art galleries, old people (those fuckers know everything!), clean bedding, the word 'SUCKA'. recipes, new socks, attractive librarians, beef, single-action revolvers, painting, cutlery, tools, love, and curse words.

I'd like to meet:

Leonardo da Vinci, John Browning, and Thomas Edison.

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Music:

Old Country, Supersuckers, Supersuckers, Supersuckers, Steve Earle, Nine Pound Hammer, Social Distortion, BRMC, Roger Clyne, Hank Williams Sr., Rodrigo Y Gabriela, UDORA, Iggy and the Stooges, Calexico, Beatallica, Let It Ride, Thin Lizzy, Paradise Rhoads and Randy Hill (Rhoads and Hill - The Early Years), Buck Owens, Prince, Robert Johnson, Tom Walbank, Al Foul, Roger Miller, George Jones, GnR, and Arnocorps. Any song with the word 'Baby' or 'Girl' or 'Yeah'.

Movies:

Mine and other peoples.

Television:

I try to avoid it as much as I can.

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the Machinery's Handbook 27th edition, how-to books, and technical manuals.

Heroes:

Foghorn Leghorn, Hank Williams Sr., Johnny Cash, and Jesus

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