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David

Um,ya,I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday.

About Me

Okay, I'm not in Virginia anymore, although I'm still technically in the Navy. I'm now in Tucson, Arizona, attending the prestigious University of Arizona. Upon completion of my degree I'll now be an officer in the United States Navy. Yup, looks like I'm a lifer. Arizona is hot, and there is enough static electricity here to shock me about 85 times on a daily basis. I'm still married to my love of my life, and still havin' fun! Go Wildcats!

My Interests

Movies, music, reading, going out to eat, working out, driving my MINI, playing with the dog, and most of all, spending time with Stephanie!

I'd like to meet:

Sorry, already met her.

Music:

Bjork, she's awesome and I've been a fan since junior high. Right next to her, The Red Hot Chili Peppers! They have been the shizznit for as long as I can remember. Also Aerosmith, James Brown, Elvis, Dispatch, O.A.R., Dave Matthews Band, Milhouse, Korn, Metallica, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, Rolling Stones, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Garth Brooks, Alan Jackson, Toby Kieth, Ray Charles, BT, ABT, Paul Van Dyke, Guns & Roses, Velvet Revolver, Weezer, Smashing Pumpkins, and....you know what, there's just too many to name.

Movies:

..1 movie of all time, Labrynth! Followed closely by Desperado and Boondock Saints.

Television:

Everybody Loves Raymond is seriously my family. I'm not kidding.

Books:

Favorite book of all time is Watchers by Dean Koontz. But I've been reading a lot of non- fiction lately. John McCain's biography was awesome. And Drew Carey's Dirty Jokes and Beer was pretty damn good.
[Marital Status] Happily Married
[Shoe size] 10.5
[Parents still together] Yup, argue everyday but together
[Siblings] 2 sisters and 1 Bro.
[Pets] Dog-Dopey
FAVORITES
[Color] Blue
[Number] 4
[Animal] The Liger, its a mixture of a lion and a tiger, used mostly for its magical properties.
[Drinks] BEER
[Soda] Coke Zero
[Book] Watchers by Dean Koontz
[Flower] Whatever my wife likes
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] nope, I'm losing it though
[Twirl your hair?] too short
[Have tattoos?] nope
[Have Piercings?] nope
[Cheat on tests/homework?] nope(they might be watching)
[Drink/Smoke?] yes/no
[Like roller coasters?] love em!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Ireland would be cool
[Want more piercings?] nope
[Like cleaning?] no, but my wife does. So I'm generous enough to let her take care of that most of the time.
[Write in cursive or print?] print
[Own a web cam?] no
[Know how to drive?] Yes, I'm a guy. Duh!
[Own a cell phone?] I think it actually owns me.
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Yes, anyone who writes me knows when I don't get back to them for weeks.
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yes, but I'm retired.
[Considered a life of crime?] Yes, but I wouldn't have been good at it. I have too much of a consceince.
[Considered being a hooker?] What, like fishing?
[Lied to someone?] Maybe
[Been in love?] I am now.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Nope
[Been in lust?] Ah Salma Hayek
[Used someone] Yes but he had more Transformer toys than I did!
[Been used?] Yes, but I had more Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles than they did!
[Been cheated on?] Yes
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Not on purpose. C'mon, it was a football game, I wasn't trying to kick him!
[Stolen anything?] My wife's heart!
[Held a gun] Yup.
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] AE Pants, Adidas shell toes, Blue T-shirt
[Current mood] Hung over
[Current taste] See above.
[What you currently smell like] See above.
[Current hair] I no-guard it about once every couple of weeks.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Studying for Naval Science finals.
[Current cd in stereo] Tenacious D
[Last book you read] Angels & Demons
[Last movie you saw] Scary Movie 4
[Last thing you ate] Gally food (yuck!)
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My wife
[Do drugs?] Nope
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Yup
Remember your first love?] Yup
[Still love him/her?] No way
[Read the newspaper?] No, but I check MSNBC on the computer.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] No, but my sister does.
[Believe in miracles?] Yes, my life is very Forrest Gump-like.
[Do well in school?] Yes (I'm a friggin' nuke)
[Wear hats] I have to, I'm in the military.
[Hate yourself?] I'm not that hungover.
[Have an obsession?] My wife!
[Collect anything?] Maxims (I have every issue)
[Have a best friend?] My wife!
[Close friends?] I'm pretty sure most of my friends have taken care of my drunk ass, that's a real friend.
[Like your handwriting?] No, its the only D I've ever gotten on my report card and I think it was in the 4th grade.
[Care about looks] I'm, to sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Don't remember.
[First kiss] Don't remember.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Hell yes.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Hell yes, I'm married to her.
[Are you a tease?] Can guys do that?
[Too shy to make the first move?] I'm not really shy.
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] oh yeah
[Bitch/Asshole] pretty much
[sarcastic] yup
[Angel] my horns are holding up my halo.
[Devil]
[Talkative] eh.
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Heroes:

John McCain. Any man who survived three plane crashes and 5 and a half years in a Viatnamese prison, and the rocks to get into politics and even run for president has my vote all the way.