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Jehu

Rasberry Sanders loves the orange juice! Just ask him!

About Me

This journey of courage, ambition, and love all started back in Hoboken, New Jersey where a gang of professional horse thieves decided to revoluntionize the world of beverages. A team assembled of Mr. Aqua Bubblez, Travis, Harve, and International Crime Lord, Record Mogel, and Fantasy Sport King Mr. Jehu I. Nassal founded The Hoboken Orange Juice Factory. They decided to squeeze the fruit, oranges, and make a delectable tastey juice for all haters to enjoy! Never made from concentrate, we've branched out our corporate breadth into subsidy business like Orange Julius, Orange Coladas, Orange Tooth Paste, Orange Chapstick, The Orange Juice Club (A Club Located Right In The Heart of HOBOKEN!!), Orange Chicken, and Orange Juice Split End Moisturizer for Puerta Rican Puppies. "First the juice isle, now the world!!" -Jehu 1996. Our organization is continuosly looking for ways to improve orange juice and who killed 2pac. I love you all!!
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My Interests

Getting to know people, Travel, knowledge on various subjects, parties, life experiences (I don't mean gay clubs), music, wearing other people's socks, living everything I want out of life, understanding the world & it's people, basketball, politics, becoming a millionaire not for the money, singing to people in the car next to me, reading, excercise, trying new things, helping others, listening, vegas, havasu, any beach anywhere, being a jackass, saying the craziest shit ever, starting beef with gas station attendants, laughing, staying in touch, taking advantage of every opportunity, growing as a person everyday, networking, and tracking down the hanus murderers of my cat Mr. Whiskers who was gunned down last year in a gang related shooting.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone who's worth meeting especially ninjas.. Maybe some who aren't worth meeting as well just so I can appreciate the ones that are worth meeting a little bit more. I also always enjoy finding former cellmates online. (www.formercellmates.com) Especially those who can do the electric slide. It's Electric!! ..

Music:

Just like in everything else, I have a very diverse taste in music. I listen to everything from Frank Sinatra to 2pac to Shania Twain to Lauryn Hill to Damien Rice to Nas to Common to Kanye to Kid Rock to Billie Holidae to Garth Brooks to Bon Jovi to Lionel Richie to Marvin Gaye to Phil Collins to whoever else you can think of. I even bump the tune to the Muppet Babies on occasion. Johny Cash, Tracy Chapman, Dead Prez, Bob Dylan, Louie Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, Ray Charles, Spiritulized, Sigur Ros, The Beatles, John Lennon, Al Green, Voices Of Theory, Sam Cooke, Diamond Rio, Talib Kweli, Lonestar, Faith Hill, TQ, Rahkim, Rolling Stones, Stevie Wonder, The Gorillaz, Mary J. Blige, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Fugees, Simon & Garfunkel, Queen, Mos Def, Immortal Technique, Jehu Nassal, gangsta rap sing along mix tapes, and anything with quality that I can pirate off the net. A bunch of stuff you never heard of 2. You know!

Movies:

Let's see... Atwan Fisher, Scent of A Woman, American Beauty, Crash, It Could Happen To You, The Butterfly Effect, Usual Suspects, Abre Los Ojos, Scarface, Million Dollar Baby, Garden State, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Graduate, Napolean Dynamite, Belly, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle, Office Space, Ray, Braveheart, Dave Chappelle's Block Party, Man On Fire, Leaving Las Vegas, The Godfather Series, Tupac: Ressurection, Pelican Brief, Goodfellas, The Wedding Singer, Blow, Bridges of Madison County, Boyz N The Hood, Amelie, Menace II Society, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, 50 First Dates, Click, Philidelphia, Forrest Gump, The Notebook, Out of Sight, Affair To Remember, Bennie & June, Run Lola Run, Life Is Beautiful, The Weatherman, Oceans 11, Malcolm X, Green Mile, Pay It Forward, Groundhog Day, Vanilla Sky, and Love & Basketball.

Television:

I hardly ever watch TV at all. Maybe 30 minutes a week if that but I've always liked Fresh Prince and I do enjoy Nip Tuck here and there. Loved The Chappelle Show before it went bye bye. Sex & The City is interesting. Who's Line Is It Anyway...Other than that, most if it's commercialized crap. Attica! Attica! I own a Tivo just to say I own a Tivo. Now that's pimp!

Books:

Napolean Hill-Think & Grow Rich, All of Robert Fulgham's books, The Bible,The Torah, the Koran, The Divinci Code, and one to two word phrases on women's pants and tank tops. Ode to literacy!!

Heroes:

YOUR SEX & THE CITY PERSONALITY IS CHARLOTTE:You are so charasmactic, you need an inhaler. A hopeless romantic who loves orange juice, ferrets, armed telletubies, bunnymen, and is hung like a clydesdale. You will get a book dedicated to you and marry a bald Jewish person. Snuffy, Big Bird, and "The Count" are your best friends and you occassionally break dance at weddings you were not invited to. You've got the juice, JEHU!!

My Blog

Cool Breezey Weekend Survey & Fresh Fruit

Body: 30 Things You'd Never Think to Ask1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Yes, I thought it was a stripper someone ordered for me though. Nope, cops!2. Do you close your eyes on roller coast...
Posted by Jehu on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:52:00 PST

Just Some Videos

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Posted by Jehu on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:49:00 PST

US losses 12 Billions Dollars

12 Billion Dollars Vanishes in IraqPOSTED: 12:52 a.m. EST, February 7, 2007 by CNN"The Federal Reserve sent over $4 billion in cash to Iraq in 2003 and 2004" Cash, weighing 363 tons, loaded on to pall...
Posted by Jehu on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

poodle or a rottweiler?

1. When is the last time you held hands with someone?Obviously the last time I crossed the road2. You wake up as the opposite gender, what's the one thing you do?Limitless possibilities there. Do not ...
Posted by Jehu on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:37:00 PST

Pondering Ponds of Precarious Puddles

When we all look at everyone's pictures, talk to most people in a daily setting, ask "how ya doin'", and all of that good stuff; even if we aren't doing so well, we tend not to express that, to share ...
Posted by Jehu on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:45:00 PST

IF YOU WATCH ONE THING, WATCH THIS!

..>Please click on "share" for link info so you can pass it along to your friends!...
Posted by Jehu on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:33:00 PST

**** I WILL BE OUT OF THE COUNTRY FOR A MONTH ****

Greetings Everyone, I just wanted to let you all know that I will be leaving the Country for a month to spend the Holidays with Jessica in Italy. I depart Thursday morning and do not return untill mi...
Posted by Jehu on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:47:00 PST

Great Clips Not For Hair

our latest Hoff commercialAdd to My Profile | More VideosThe Hoff - Hooked on a feelingAdd to My Profile | More Videosthe hoffAdd to My Profile | More VideosSnl - Harry Carray - Space the Infinite ...
Posted by Jehu on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:50:00 PST

Finish That Sentance, playa!

Finish the sentence...1. I've come to realize that my ex...Sounds like an over the counter gas relief medication. "Myex"2. I am listening to...The sound of happiness and delight in the form of Al Gree...
Posted by Jehu on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 02:13:00 PST

A Long Night Of Mental Crazy

1. Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?Like Ev-ery Day2. Have you ever seen your best friend cry?What's with this "best friend" stuff. Jehu rolls solo like monolo3. Do you like more than...
Posted by Jehu on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 03:36:00 PST