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Ummm....where to begin? I'm the kind of guy who won't put up with people's bullshit, and I am NEVER in the mood to hear you gripe about something that is easily fixed or completely inconsequential in the grand scheme of things. I can be an asshole, but, if you're nice & personable to me, I'll return the favor. I am a HUGE metalhead. I love anything with fast, technical drums, good guitar riffs, and good lyrics. For those of you who know me, you know not get me started talking about Metallica or Iced Earth unless you don't have anywhere to go for a while. I play guitar as well, and I have been for almost 6 years. I'm in the process of trying to get a band together, and I hope I've found the right mix of influences to kick your ass and bust your eardrums. I like to think I have a good sense of humor, and I love anyone who has a good one as well. I love to drink, as well. I will drink with anyone who is willing to go drink for drink with me, but be warned, I will more than likely beat you stupid in a drinking contest. That's about it. I'm a fun-loving guy that you shouldn't get pissed off. Oh, and I FUCKIN' LOVE COLORING!
Enjoy.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Extreme
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||| 30%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism ||

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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Flamethrower
Your Favorite Target: Dangerous Minorities
Your Kill Count: 75,766,088
Your Battle Cry: "Beans."
Years You Spend in Jail: 0, because the courts ruled it justifiable homicide
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $110,201,033,272,891
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My Blog

Lyrics....? Maybe.

Verse 1 Yeaaahhhhhhhhhh   Alone he walks, through the snow Ice in his beard, his eyes full of woe Cursing the day that he left his lands, Tries to warm his frostbitten hands   "...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:43:00 GMT

The Philosophy Of Ambiguity

For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity... 1 Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.... 3. Atheism is a non-prophet or...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 00:14:00 GMT

9 Whores In 9 Hours

9 Whores in 9 HoursObviously I didnt write this. This is an article written by an American who publishes a magazine in Russia. Its a long read, but it's well worth it.This ninth anniver...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 17:01:00 GMT

Well, la-di-frickin-da

GodDAMMIT, I am so tired of working all the time. I got into Bruce's at 2:00 today, and left at 10:30. Not bad, you say? Well, you, sir, are a fucking moron. We served 25 fucking people in that 8 1/2 ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 01:44:00 GMT

Fuck the police

Oh yeah, I am more than pissed off tonight. First off, I've been drinking all fucking day, and I've only caught a little buzz. Sharing 2 bottles of vodka with 3 people and 3 40's to myself, and you'd ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 21:51:00 GMT

Why the fuck do I even try anymore?

Fuck this shit!    Goddammit, I am so tired of living in this hellhole that the mere mortals I live with and around call Severance. All I have to do anymore is go to school, which I hav...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 13:49:00 GMT

I hate fucking skaters

My day was going like any other Monday, Wednesday, or Friday at CSU: Long, boring, and painfully drawn-out. I have two classes on these days, Survey of Human Nutrition and Introduction to Astronomy. B...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 22:51:00 GMT

Short 'n' not-so-sweet

Here's how the Avs did:Avs score Here's how the Nuggets did last night:Nuggets score Broncos play at 1:00 my time on Sunday. (And then on to the Super Bowl!)
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 00:38:00 GMT

Go Broncos, Avs, and Nuggets!

The Broncos are going to the AFC Championship game!!!!! All I have to say is, thank you so much Pittsburgh for beating that faggot Peyton Manning and those fucking Colts , but we are gonna have to ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 02:10:00 GMT