blunderbuss

in the world of music blunderbuss has been overlooked for years, not getting the credit that they truly deserve. they claim that politics are holding them back, that their views on the space program and their belief that astronauts are jerks has kept them away from the public eye due to a vast conspiracy between nasa and record companies. much more likely than this cockamamey conspiracy theory is that the music they produce sucks, the drummer cannot keep a beat, and the singer cannot hold a note. their music is infantile and silly. their biggest problem, though, in finding a fan base is that they put in various subliminal messages concerning suicide, they did it only as a joke, but then the few fans they had killed themselves. somehow blunderbuss is convinved that john glenn is behind these suicides (they use finger quotes when saying suicide), but, really, that's nothing short of idiocy. liverspot enjoys rainy days and eating food, and he dislikes two ply toilet paper. alabama ian doesn't really like or dislike anything, he just sits alone in the dark, unwashed, until its time to play. gary snodgrass likes peanut butter lettuce and mayonaise sandwiches on toast and he dislikes peanut butter lettuce and mayonaise sandwiches not on toast. xifnit likes to play advanced dungeons and dragons, his halfling thief is level 36 with an armor class of zero and is pretty damn tough, he dislikes dead people.