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I am just a monkey, trying to make my way in the human world. If I didn't say I was a monkey, you'd never know.
Sometimes, people won't give me the time of day, but sometimes they are very nice, especially people who can't see so well, because to them, I look like a nice little kid, or a friendly midget, instead of a hairy monkey.
I eat people food, and I wear people clothes, but some people just can't get over their evolutionary advancements. I have opposable thumbs too! I'm not very dextrous, but I can drive far better most Californians. They're maniacs on the road.
I'm on myspace, because if I can make enough friends, I will turn into a real boy and then I can have a credit card.
