Hey...My name is Melissa, I am 21 years young & I live in Colton. This is my space & this is about me, not you. If you don't like what you read, go kick rocks. I am not changing anything for anyone unless it's for me. Thank you, come again.
I'm a pretty down to earth type of person. I can get along with almost anyone. I'm not at all high maintenance. I enjoy the simple things in life. I have learned you can't please everyone all the time, so worry about pleasing yourself first.
I have bad habits, but that doesn't make me a bad person. I am willing to admit my mistakes because I know I am human & mistakes do happen. I'd do anything for my best friends. I can probably out drink you, but if I didnt, at least I had fun trying. I work too much, but it keeps me busy & that means I can buy things for myself. I have 2 horses & a nice truck. How did I acquire those you may ask...? Did mommy or Daddy pay for them? How about a sugar daddy? Fuck no! I worked my ass off for them. Everything I have, I have because I bought it myself. I'm proud of that. I sleep too little & I can fall alseep anytime anywhere. I cuss like a sailor. I can keep secrets. I wont make something you tell me public information, unless that's what you want me to do. I deny way more requests for friendship than I do approve on myspace.
I am goal oriented & I know what I want to do with my life. I will not let anyone stand in the way of my goals. I just bought an awesome horse that has a lot of potential to put me in the spotlight. I just got my card to run professional rodeo & I will be running for CA pro rodeo rookie of the year next season. Watch out bitches!
Just remember: don't FUCK with our shit, or we'll egg your house for FUN!
Things I
♥:
Being with my boyfriend Keith. He is the awesomest, most fantastical, hottest, smartest & funniest guy to be around & I enjoy every moment I am with him ♥
Having Fun (I can do almost anything & have fun)
Laughing & Making People Laugh
Meeting New People
Barrel racing - it is a total adrenaline rush
Dancing Around Cars
Singing loud when I'm Driving Alone
Eating With Chop sticks
Drinking Long Island Iced Tea
Winking & Blowing Kisses At Random People
Titties! If your a girl & we're friends...I've probably grabbed your boobs at one time or another for "Educational Purposes".
Guys That Wear Eyeliner
Inside Jokes (when their not about me of course)
Text Messages!
Adam Sandler Movies
Cuddling
Massages (Giving & Receiving)
Things I Don't
♥:
Holding Grudes. There isn't enough time in my day to put energy into hating someone forever.
Being Cold
Mind games & betrayal are lame
Onions
Being bored & alone
Waking up on monday morning & having to go to work
Materialistic people
Fake people
People who think they know everything
Jagermeister
Ignorant Vertically Challenged Skanks that carry infectious diseases
People that have terrible grammar.
People that like can dish out a bunch of shit talk & can't take it when it comes back
Bros & Bro Hoes
People who push their religion on you
Having Food Poisoning
Girls that give you dirty looks for no reason
Apple (or double apple even) flavored sheesh
Guys who just want to get in my pants
No me GUSTA la poco perra con pelo feo y nariz curvo, & I am sure there is so much more!!
I recently started my own business called Triple Star Horses. I buy & sell horses. I also train horses & give riding lessons specializing in barrel racing & gymkhana. If you are interested, please contact me for pricing & schedule availability.
If you want to IM me, go for it - AOL: IRideHorseyZ or yahoo: barrel_racing_cali_cowgirl or you can go read about my life: www.livejournal.com/users/iridehorseys
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
People always message me with stupid questions or stupid comments, so let me just answer those right now & save you some trouble:
1. NO, I would not like to join you & your girlfriend on a little fun.
2. Please, do NOT send me pictures of your dick - I don't want to see that shit.
3. Don't ask me to comment you, I will comment you if I feel like it
4. Don't ask me to WHORE you, unless I know your personally.
5. I hate it when guys say HOLLA, it annoying as fuck, so just dont do it. When I open up messages I always do a quick scan & if I see that word your message is automatically deleted.
6. FUCK no I DO NOT cyber & no, I don't want to meet you & have sex!
So now, if your messages dont pertain to any of those topics...please feel free to message away!
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