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armless

God made man, but he used the monkey to do it...

About Me

Ive done a bunch of weird shit, but all that matters are Ashley, my kids (Darby and Francesca) The Family (you know who you are), and my music (Helvis and the Helvettes, the Miscreants, Gangbusters, Uninvited Guest, Multiple Choice, Spent Idols (for a month), Citzen X, and all that crap that never made it out of the garage. ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™..

My Interests

MY FAMILY - ASH AND DARBY! guitars, monkeys, robots, funny shit, serious shit, good music, bad music, dead people, living people, any thing remotely interesting.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody. You should watch this video though.....
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Music:

Punk Fuckin Rock! Jerks, black flag, pistols, germs, adolescents, GBH, english dogs, DK, fear, misfits, exploited, GI, agnostic front, gwar, bobgoblin (!), pantera (RIP Dimebag!), slipknot (sorry folks, cant help it...), supernova, toy dolls, HELVIS and the helvettes (RIP), troys band, geza X, shattered faith, the screamers, subhumans, peter and the test tube babies, bad clowns, the dickies, dr. know, battalion of saints, crucifix, snfu, sham 69, cockney rejects, the jam, the who, the kinks, primus, motorhead, COC, black sabbath, damageplan, haunted bong and the brownstar all-stars, super grim death badger, spinal tap, DEVO, zappa, any thing that rips, rocks or is fucked up, different, uncool, shitty, raw or perverted. Fuck emo, any punk rock after 1986 (most of it anyway..) anything on mtv, the radio or sold at sam goody, fye, or any other corporate retail whorehouse!

Movies:

Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Blazing Saddles, Galaxy Quest, any movie about the living dead, any movie about pirates, The decline of Western Civilization, This Is Spinal Tap, Young Frankenstein (thats Fronkensteen!), team america, whatever...

Television:

Fuck the T.V.!! ...wait, whats on?

Books:

I have many leatherbound books.

Heroes:

Nonnie. RIP sis, I miss you.