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Matt

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About Me

Sup I'm Matt. 18 years of age, I'm a massive geek. :3

My Interests

My interests aren't what you'd say.. are probably. "Cool"My main past times are playing Snooker, Fishing with the family (Peach and Kayleigh, sometimes Rob but don't like it when he goes because he's greater than god and can just conjure the biggest baddest mother fucking looking fishes you'd ever see just by perspiring. God he's pro..)Yes I like WoW. Everyone needs a guilty pleasure eh?

I'd like to meet:

Oh to name a few, Ray Mears, Trent Reznor, Mark Selby, Sir Stephen Fry, Alan Davies.. To name a few.

Music:

Nine Inch Nails!Don't know what else to say, can't be bothered to list every single artist and song I like by name so let's just say I like a lot of shizzle.Although you can always check out my Last.FM page!http://www.last.fm/user/AmateurDude/

Movies:

SUPERBAD!Love a lot of films, and I'm not going to try and pretend I'm cool and name a load of independent films because I can't, Hollywood has corrupted my little mind.Another movie which still gives me goosebumps, "Shooter". I have this thing about snipers, something really nice about seeing a guy blast a huge chunk out of some terrorists head from half a mile away, even if it is fake, makes me moist :I also have a taste for anime films, anime in general in fact.. But I truly believe titles such as "Spirited Away", "Grave Of The Fireflies", hell, Any Studio Ghibli film ARE amazing films.

Television:

Prison Break, Heroes. Lots of other little things, whatever happens to be on really.

Books:

Last book I read was "The Great Blue Yonder". Was epic.. apart from that I'm not really a book person. Manga though.. Love it. If I was bald I would resemble the Comic Book Guy so much :(

Heroes:

Rob, he is the lyrical master. Mikey, he is the "cool" master.

My Blog

Geeky Chat Up Lines

1. You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves 3. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my li...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:15:00 PST

Best suicide plan EVER

Best suicide plan ever You go up to the top of a roof, string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level, tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above s...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST