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*Maniacal Laughter*

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

About Me

*I HATE gum and I prefer that people dont chew it around me.
*I will only drive with my windows halfway down or 3/4 of the way down, otherwise i feel too exposed, this is also why i dont like convertibles.
*I dont like going to movie theaters, i feel its a waste of time and money, the last movie i saw in the theater was 8 Mile.
*I also dont like watching movies with people, its boring and theres so many other things you can do with people that you cant do by yourself.
*I hate driving with more than one other person in my car unless the other person/people are friends of mine.
*The seatbelts in the backseat of my car are still buckled like when i drove it home from the dealer last summer, even though ive had people back there....once.
*I love my GPS system and i'll get pissed if you insult its ability.
*My hair is dark brown, not black.
*I do a french manicure on my nails myself because: 1) I cant afford to have an asian do it and 2) I dont like feeling pampered.
*I sleep with ear plugs in my ears almost every night because i cant stand the sound of birds chirping at 4am.
*Besides alcohol i only drink water and coffee.
*I will only drink soda (sprite) with alcohol (vanilla vodka).
*I really enjoy brussel sprouts.
*I have to finish one thing on my plate before going to the next, i cant jump around.
*I prefer bowls over plates.
*I only wear grays, white, olive drab, black, brown, and red. I realize this limits me everytime i go shopping.
*I dont like sweaters
*I am obsessed with hoodies and have over 30 of them (so far).
*I love the 1950's.
*I think the city (NYC) is overrated and too expensive for my shallow pockets.
*I hate dancing and i hate clubs, i will only go to bars.
*I get nervous if i'm not sure where im going to be able to park if i go somewhere im not familiar with... or if there's never any parking where im going, this is why i wont drive into Hoboken.
*I am very outgoing around people i know but become shy around groups of new people, i hate it.
I am obsessed with this animal:
She was not aware that she had that tissue hanging from her mouth =)
A L S O : Y o u k n o w w h a t s w e i r d ? W h e n a w i t c h w a n t s t o e a t s o m e o n e s o s h e f a t t e n s e m u p y a k n o w ? B u t p p l d o n t e a t t h e f a t ! T h e y e a t m u s c l e , s o g e t t i n g s o m e o n e f a t w o n t c r e a t e a n y m o r e m e a t . I n e v e r u n d e r s t o o d t h a t s h i t , w i t c h e s a r e d u m b a s s e s .
O n a s i d e n o t e , i m a g i n e h o w b i g d i n o s a u r s h i t s m u s t h a v e b e e n , t h a t s r i g h t , f u c k i n g h u g e .
The Saddest Moment in Price is Right History:
*Maniacal Laughter* on YouTube

My Interests

S t u f f t h a t s f r e e
p e o p l e g i v i n g m e m o n e y
s t r o k i n g w a d s o f c a s h
r o c k a b i l l y
p s y c h o b i l l y
h o t r o d s
l i f t e d t r u c k s
c l a s s i c c a r s
c h u c k s
h o o d i e s
b l a c k
o l i v e d r a b
p u n k
m i s f i t s
s k u l l s
1 9 5 0 ' s
c r u i s e r s
c h o p p e r s
5 0 ' s r o c k a n d d o o w o p
d r i n k i n g
m y d o g
f e t u s '
c o f f e e m a c h i n e s
g e n e r i c e n d i n g s t o 8 0 ' s s i t c o m s
e l e c t r i c a l o u t l e t s

I'd like to meet:

ALL THESE SWELL FOLK:

The real Crimson Ghost!

Yes, im kissing an 8 ball, i luv inanimate objects.

Music:

the misfits
the ramones
social distortion
avail
time again
the briggs
against all authority
van stone
mister monster
blitzkid
michale graves
johnny cash
the cryptkeeper five
strung out
the vandals
the adicts
darkbuster
alkaline trio
allister
the descendents
calabrese
nim vind
rancid
ALL
me first and the gimme gimmes
bouncing souls
cock sparrer
murphys law
gwar
dave brockie experience
tiger army
good riddance
rise against
bad religion
dropkick murphys
the lawndarts
silverstein
the skels
LCV6
flatus
afi
the ataris
bon jovi
avenged sevenfold
beastie boys
the clash
eminem
face to face
less than jake
millencolin
swingin utters
sloppy seconds
mxpx
nofx
dead kennedys
dgeneration
nekromantix
one hit wonder
ten foot pole
50's rock and doo wop

Movies:

grease
american history x
back to the future (1 and 2)
waynes world (1 and 2)
american graffiti
empire records

..hm...

♠ ♣ ♥

Television:

south park
simpsons
family guy
arthur
friends
seinfeld
charmed
gilmore girls
the twilight zone
saved by the bell
whos the boss
welcome back kotter
i love lucy
sex and the city
TLC

Books:

Currently Reading:
1. One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
2. Do They Hear You When You Cry

Heroes:

m i k e n e s s
j e s s e j a m e s
b r y a n k i e n l e n
c h u c k t a y l o r
t r e y p a r k e r a n d m a t t s t o n e
t h e h u l k
b e a v i s a n d b u t t h e a d
y o u r u n c l e
E a r l
m y a n i m a l

My Blog

Mario should be inside of me, yes.

Look what i made!!! Notice anything weird about Mario????? Well you should. I put Mario 2 in a Mario 1 game. hahaha. See: ...
Posted by *Maniacal Laughter* on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 10:25:00 PST

What Tom isnt telling us: The new truth

1. Myspace may not charge money, but it slowly drains your soul each time you sign on.2. Tom made a deal with the devil back in 2003. Once myspace gets 100,000,000,000,000,000,001 members the Earth an...
Posted by *Maniacal Laughter* on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:05:00 PST

Rated XXX Midget Porn

So i wrote this in like a minute....its from a guys perspective obviously, read it pretending that your 50 cent. Oh, if you dont like sexual healin' stop reading now.  vaginaz are cool&...
Posted by *Maniacal Laughter* on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 10:48:00 PST

Ghetto NES makes me hott

yeah its true, i feel like being nostalgic. Ghetto NES was possibly the best invention ever, i had the powerpad AND the gun! My favotite games were Spy vs Spy, Mike Tysons Punch Out, Every single Supe...
Posted by *Maniacal Laughter* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The upside? Godiva kicks ass.

You know whats fun? -Getting a paper done and thinking you have it behind you. You know whats not fun? -Getting a generic e-mail from your professor saying you have to re-write the paper beca...
Posted by *Maniacal Laughter* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i swear Ashley was Ashleigh

So yesterday i watched Ghostbusters and realized how crappy their effects really were, i never really realized how crazy that movie was. Also, im still pissed Slimer never became their friend, he was ...
Posted by *Maniacal Laughter* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2 kool 4 skool

*So today i bought a 3 subject notebook it was an impulse buy, but im happy about it, i always wanted a more-than-one-subject-notebook. Its BLACK and its got those folder dividers, kick ass dude, kick...
Posted by *Maniacal Laughter* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So many orgasms, so little time

-I saw Murphys Law last week and they were awesomeeee yay. -So then yesterday i got to see Graves do SATURDAY NIGHT with his band (Gotham Rd) among a few other Misfits songs....yeah it was so aweso...
Posted by *Maniacal Laughter* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rape? nah, no thanx, not today.

Yeah, you might have read this before... So yesterday at like 3am in a parking lot some guy i DIDNT KNOW got out of his car and tried to get into my car after i said 56 million times that i didnt w...
Posted by *Maniacal Laughter* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tomorrow im gonna cross rt. 17

Cuz i wanna be cool like this guy -----> i saw an asian man trying to cross Rt. 17 today, in the middle of the day, around 3ish. WTF. When we saw him he was already at the median. Who the fuck tries t...
Posted by *Maniacal Laughter* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST