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The Infamous Nick Joyner

I'm Freaky Styley and I'm proud

About Me

I'm much taller in real life than I look in all my pictures.

My Interests

None

I'd like to meet:

The Suicide Girls, the Bikini Bandits and the girls that aspire to be them.

Music:

Methodist xylophone rap.

Movies:

I like talkies.

Television:

52

Books:

Never learned to read.

Heroes:

Diddy. He sucks at everything but yet he's so famous and rich. It really gives people like me hope to succeed in life.

My Blog

2008 Baseball Predictions

I spent a little time reading some predictions of the 2008 baseball season tonight. Some were pretty good. Others bordered on moronic. I decided to put my picks up on the (real) first day of the seaso...
Posted by The Infamous Nick Joyner on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:58:00 PST

The Truth About the Environment

The environment and global warming are hot topics in the recent political debates. NASA Administrator Michael Griffin added fuel to the fire with his statements about global warming the other day. Get...
Posted by The Infamous Nick Joyner on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:11:00 PST

Gotta love the Holidays

Yesterday was Valentine's Day. I have been hearing a lot of animosity to the Holiday over the last week or so. Mostly by single people or those in "difficult to define" relationships. Love it or hate ...
Posted by The Infamous Nick Joyner on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:59:00 PST

Back in Balance

I have come to realize that a lot of my friends are morons. Not in general, just about politics. So many of my friends are so far to the left or so far to the right that they are completely delusional...
Posted by The Infamous Nick Joyner on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:25:00 PST

Two Forces

I was hanging out with some friends tonight and since we had been drinking the conversation started to get a little philosophical. Personally, I am not one to understand philosophical conversations, ...
Posted by The Infamous Nick Joyner on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:21:00 PST

Coping With Creepy

When I was younger and going to house parties I always remember that there was some random dude there that was the creepy older guy. I have come to realize that I am now that creepy older guy.  ...
Posted by The Infamous Nick Joyner on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:58:00 PST

Advice for the Un-wanting

Throughout our entire lives people (especially Nick Joyner) have told us how to run our lives. Sometimes it is sound advice. Sometimes it is completely absurd. The bottom line is that everyone feels t...
Posted by The Infamous Nick Joyner on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:54:00 PST

Regrets

A wise man once said, "It is better to regret something you did than something you didn't do." There are many things that we do that arent the best decisions that we could have made. Some people will ...
Posted by The Infamous Nick Joyner on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 02:37:00 PST

Venting? Preaching? You decide.

I believe in the separation of church and state, not only from each other, but also from drunken conversation. Getting into a lengthy discussion about either one of these things while inebriated is si...
Posted by The Infamous Nick Joyner on Sat, 20 May 2006 10:52:00 PST

My Epiphany

Earlier today I was trying to get some work done when I heard a nauseating sound coming from my roommates room. The sound I heard was country music. Anyone who is opposed to fucking their own sister s...
Posted by The Infamous Nick Joyner on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:59:00 PST