ivy fucken nguyen.

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my name is ivy nguyen.
obviously i'm an asian [w/mixed blood].
i am only nineteen years old [yeah i know still a baby].
my birthday is May 7th [so do not forget the date].
i am presently a UCLA bruin and [a second year] pre-med.
i am horrible at calling people back so if i tell you i'll call you back, YOU WILL NEED TO CALL ME BACK 30 minutes later.
feel free to take me out for
* jamba juice [raspberry dream machine / orange dream machine / white gummi]
* starbucks [venti triple shot 7pump soy toffee nut latte with whipped cream & toffee nut sprinkles / iced venti upside down 7pump organic caramel macchiato with extra caramel and whipped cream / iced 8pump classic passion tea]
<[i>yeah everytime i order i bet they want to spit in my cup]
* sushi
i absolutely adore getting pierced & currently have 7 holes in my body.
<[i>feeling needle pierce through skin is the most amazing feeling in the world]
i am a FREAK & there is no denying it.
<[i>i am flawed in more ways than to mention!]
i have slutty tendencies.
<[i>i make perverted sexual jokes and comments.]i have never said i was a nice or even interesting person so don't expect much.
i have become a bit of a fashionista
* i love to shop .
* i love makeup .
* i love to do hair .
* i love to do nails
<[i>which, like a typical asian, i have a license to do].
* i love to go to bougie & overpriced restaurants .
basically spoil me and i shall adore you.
i dislike people who are:
cocky, incessant liars, hypocritical, sex-orientated, degrading, and condescending.
i hate guys who try to get at me with no game.
i love my puppy
<[i>i talk to her on the phone]
i have never seen snow up close and personal.
i have never ridden a train
<[i>besides the one at Disneyland].
i have never ventured out of California
<[i>since i moved here at the age of one].
i have never sky dived, rock climbed, bungee jumped, or hiked.
<[i>but would like to *hint hint*].
before adding me take the time to message me
<[i>i've had to click select all and delete every one of my friend requests]
if you add me, I expect a comment at some point.
[AIM SN: xPOISONxIVYx06 ]
& please no "thank you for the add" comments.
especially if you added me.THINGS TO KNOW:
1. i hate being asked how my day was.
-if you feel the need to ask, ask what i did today. not how my day was.
2. i hate being told that i am PMSing.
-bitch i will tell you when i am PMSing, no way in hell do you know me well enough to even come to that conclusion.
3. i hate being repetitive
-listen the first time or pretend you heard what i said.
4. i hate mumbling
-if you start to mumble while speaking to me i will bitch at you. it is annoying as hell.
5. i hate people coming to conclusions about me.
-how the hell do you know me at all? from these IMs online? or the shit i write on my page?
this is the internet. and words. this tells you nothing. if you have known me for fewer than 10 years, dont say shit about me. because you know what bitch?
you dont know me. ...more to come