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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. ~ Drew Carey.

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Stealing Pets. You Might As Well Kidnap Someones' Kid While You Are At.

So you think you are some sort of badass now, that you decided to take a pair of pliers and pull apart someone's fence, just so you don't have to shell out a measley $80 for a rescued dog in need of a...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 14:41:00 GMT

Fuck this GAY SHIT!

So I am doing dishes and all this other gay shit, when the hot water decides to quit because this house was built in fucking 1901. Apparently the hot water heater is from that era too...Do not get me ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 05:59:00 GMT

What the fuck?

Guess what? I don't feel sorry for you. If you are not going to help yourself, then fuck you. I am done helping you. Obviously you were warned, and you know exactly what I am talking about, and you ar...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 15:47:00 GMT

Things that make me laugh.

My badass little black cat {Basement Kitty} digging around in an open box finding catnip, slitting the bag open with his razor sharp claws, and getting cracked the fuck out instead of stoned.Basement ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:01:00 GMT

Wow, check this shit out. Psycho Stalker Ex Drama II

To: Blue Eyes Drowning........... Date: Apr 6, 2009 9:26 PM Subject: RE: Henry Rollins said it best Body: ----------------- Original Messa...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:42:00 GMT

What a coincidence! I just got back my internet too. Dumb bitch.

Friday, April 03, 2009  .. .... .. sick to my stomach Current mood:  pissed off ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 00:16:00 GMT

The Young & The Hairballness

Ever since we took in Pumpkin and Boss there has been some major Kitteh Drama up in this bitch. Boss and Pumpkin are my roomates cats, and they are Baby Jane's brother and sister, well Baby came into ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:01:00 GMT

Yes, I am a Mean-Spirited Bitch.

And you have no idea what I am capable of. If you have pissed me off, have plans of pissing me off, or fucking with me or anyone I love? You have pretty much just signed your fucking death warrant. I ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:58:00 GMT

Either put the fuck up with it or GET THE FUCK OUT THEN

I have been really cool up until now and now we all know it's time for...TO BE A BITCH  I miss working, and when I see those take advantage of their jobs, it just pisses me the fuck off and wonder why...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:50:00 GMT

Dissapoint.

I haven't talked to my sister since I found out I was pregnant. Wait, no, until she found out that she was pregnant and we are both due in August. {{{How coincidently convenient eh?}}} Before you writ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:40:00 GMT