I drink too much coffee and have the constant jitters, also i also eat a lot of donuts the combination of which cracks me out and i kind of flip my shit. I don't know how my life turned out like this, but everyday is a surprise.
I like old crap. My apartment looks like an old man lives in it. I like when people smoke pipes. I make up words. I don't mind being dirty.
If you think you have awesome friends you should rent mine, I have the best friends. You can find me downtown because as we all know, st. petersburg is a black hole....
I get super bored really easily. Play lots of sudoku. SUPER A.D.D. like you wouldn't believe.
Don't shave my armpits... go with the trimming strategy.
city hippie.
Clumsy like you wouldn't believe.
Accidentally destructive.
I destroy shoes. They're just done when they touch my feet.
I destroy men. joke.
I'm crazy not psycho... big difference. I'm overly accomadating. I am overly helpful.
I walk in the rain, rain makes the world smell clean when you think there's no hope for it.
I will sarcasm you under the table.
I love big dogs. I will kick your poodle. Cheese and me are best friends. I love cheese. I would bathe in italian food.Smith-Prances are like the super breed of humans. We're just better than you and not even sorry about it
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