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Michelle

At what point does CPR become necrophilia?

About Me





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Okay, so I hate those myspace pages that are totally filled with these stupid quizilla results. Let's face it...NOBODY CARES that if you could be any drink in the whole wide world, you would be a mint julep. But they are just a little fun, aren't they? So with this in mind, I swear to you to only post ONE quizilla result on my page...at a time. MEH!!!

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Look at you, you All-American Girl! Girls want to be you and boys want to date you. You're slightly competitive, but always a winner.
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My Interests






Hmmm...let's see. I guess my interests are pretty basic. I like watching movies (especially those really low-budget horror films that border on comedy), going out with friends (I'm in desperate need of some Illinois-friend fun guys!!), traveling, architecture, and food...so back-off!!!

I'd like to meet:



Sin City, Snatch, The Usual Suspects...Do I need to say more?

P.S. My all-time favorite is Duke the Dog-Faced Boy from Big Top Pee-wee :)

Movies:



Your 80s Heartthrob Is
Jason Bateman Who's Your 80's Heartthrob?

An all-time favorite...Summer of Sam. If you haven't seen it, you should watch it sometime. I also like Sixteen Candles, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Blow, Risky Business, Pulp Fiction, The Incredibles, and The Goonies (because they never say die!!).

Television:



Little People, Big World, Grey's Anatomty, Roseanne, Desperate Housewives, Intervention, Tales from the Crypt, Weeds, The Wonder Years.

Books:

I really like David Sedaris...his most recent "Dress Your Family In Courduroy & Denim" is a favorite. I never really thought books could be funny until I became acquainted with David. Thanks :)

I see way too many people on here that say they never read books and I think that's a damn shame. I mean, do you realize how much reading helps your vocabulary, grammar, and speelling? I'm not trying to say you have to fill your spare time with boring quips from "Leaves of Grass" or anything...JUST READ A DAMN BOOK!!! Look at my current read:

Love her...read it.

My Blog

2006 WSOP

Hello hello, I start work this Monday at the fabulous Rio All-Suites Hotel and Casino.  Wish me luck everyone... I'm nervous/excited/scared/intimidated.  But I'm just gonna have to suck it u...
Posted by Michelle on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:24:00 PST

7 Ways to Make Him Ache for You

Current list of random thoughts/feelings:-I absolutely HATE Thursday mornings because, while not the case for many, it is the beginning of my work week-Still pissed at Lost for being such a tease...ac...
Posted by Michelle on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:12:00 PST

Below-the-Belt Health Habits That Can Harm You

Okay, so I didn't get to go home this past weekend...responsibilities suck. However, we are having a rather large 80s party in a couple of weeks (good idea Brad). I got a vintage Betsey Johnson swea...
Posted by Michelle on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 11:15:00 PST

CHARGE THAT LAPDANCE ON MY MASTERCARD!

This is dedicated to you Rachel...you are my albino queen.  I honestly don't know anyone else that would even think of such a thing.Oh yeah, and I bought a fishing pole today.  I though...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 09:20:00 PST

I Left My Dignity in Minnesota...

Well, I just got back from my trip to Minnesota.  I have to say, it was fun.  The first night, Jamie and I got REALLY drunk (or "crunked" as I like to say)...apparently she passed out with h...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BOOOOOO!!!!

This is it...it's official, my life sucks HUGE wiener!!! Right now, as I write this, I am supposed to be landing in New Orleans for Mardi Gras. SIIIIIGH...oh well though, huh? There's always next y...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shucks...

Well, 'tis the holiday season and I am not able to indulge in grandma's mashed potatoes this Thursday. Although I am a bit disappointed, it makes me happier knowing that I'm coming home for Christmas...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST